Today’s look at childhood dream jobs focuses on the dreams of Caitlin.

In the early 1990’s Caitlin, an avid fan of Reebok’s and tie-dye spandex shorts had a secret dream. Unlike most little girls who dreamed of being teachers, and ballerinas, and foley artists… Caitlin dreamed of becoming a professional grade worm digger.

She spent many summer afternoons shoulder deep in the muddy fields digging for her wriggly friends. She would place them in worm condos and dream of the days she could have a worm farm and sell them for profit. She even tried to sell them roadside (like a lemonade stand.) But not many people were interested in buying worms… 

She then tried to train them and create a worm circus… but this too was a short lived dream, as two of her star worms refused to perform with less experienced worms.

Caitlin became absurdly distraught and moved across the country… now she lives a worm-free lifestyle in California, with her fiancee John, and a dog named Lily…

…but if things had gone the way she planned she would be the owner of the nations largest worm plantation…

Remember… on the internet all your dreams are alive.

♫LAUREN