Eric’s Request

Eric says I use my photoshopping for evil, and have never photoshopped him with Beyonce.

I tried to think… how can I keep humor in this request?

Whooomp here it is

technically this is what was asked for…

♫LAUREN

30, Flirty & Thriving

I think you should watch “13 going on 30” because it’s awesome.

Go buy some razzles, and listen to some Pat Benetar…  I’m reccomending this because I have boundless energy today, and this isn’t the help of coffee or chicklets… or even razzles.

But I wish I were watching this and not my monitor…  because today at work I do not feel flirty or thriving…  if I were thriving I may be doing this:

and not this:

And remember to Wang Chung tonight.

shoes!

♫lauren

Celebrate Viciously Sweet’s New Edition

Okay so it isn’t often that Viciously Sweet grows in membership, mostly because it’s not like the Mickey Mouse Club.

But now there is a man in Viciously Sweet, and that man is a true professional.

Yes, Eric.

To celebrate he did this:

and he did it well.

He’s also celebrating his new biography. All of which you can read here:

Besides being the most treasured professional in all of the San Gabriel Valley; Eric is also a huge fan of musicals, Disney and anything “Savage Garden”. He believes the most influential television character since the creation of television is Sesame Street’s Cookie Monster and Jimmy Kimmel. Eric was blessed with the uncanny ability to perform the entire soundtrack of “Beauty and the Beast” by himself. Eric discovered that he became viciously sweet after an incident that involved a bottle of tapatio, Lady Gaga, The Men’s foundation, and the song “Poison” by Bel Biv Devoe. He is the only person in history to own every “Now that’s What I call Music” and Hanson album… Mmm  bop? Eric has also been reported to be the most sincere love of talk show giant Oprah Winfrey.

 niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

♫lauren

Hug A Professional Man

It’s been too long since there has been an Eric & the Ladies Update.

So I bring it to you on a very special day:

Hug a Professional Day!

And since Eric is the most valued Professional in Southern California he can barely function today, as every lady in the tri-city area wants to hug him…


Go out and hug a fireman, milkman, stock acessor, or goat herder and celebrate this magical day… or wait in the 1.8 mile line & hug Eric.

♫lauren

He’s very sensitive

Do you ever have those moments when you are so insulted you wish you had a sign to express your feelings to others?

No put down your finger… not that sign.

How about my pantent pending “insulted lizard”???

He can be insulted for you:

Isn’t he helpful?

♫lauren