Today I share with you a fountain:
isn’t it lovely?
doesn’t it make you want to splash about?
it should…
♫LAUREN!
It’s been too long since we’ve seen them.
When they go on tour for “Ratitude” I will be there… in a white jumpsuit.
♫LAUREN
I must say that I don’t really care which way about President Obama talking to children…
the children will find out who he is eventually.
But the whole things reminds me of Mr. Rogers neighborhood. And I am really sad he didn’t make his speech dressed like Fred Rogers. Because cardigan sweaters put children to ease.

So do puppets… but I bet that silly Joe Biden didn’t want to be Mr McFeely.

Now let’s never speak of politics again.
♫LAUREN
I think this is like the best performance of the song “Bathwater”
And one of my favorite Costumes too… it’s Gwen is very much like the Skipper from “Gilligan’s Island.”
Enjoy!
♫LAUREN
A new Cinematic Masterpiece from the creators of “Snakes of A Plane”:

In this new action/ suspense film Eric has been spotted heading for the “Miss Lady Convention” in Phoenix, AZ. What will he do when disaster and mayhem happen?

All aboard the Lady Train!

What surprises are waiting for Eric? Is that really a lady next to him…? Or did he board the Tranny Express??? No sleep till Arizona!!!
Put a Ring on it! Reviews are in:

♫LAUREN
After a magically aquatic afternoon at Sea World, Isabel hits the town with Clay Aiken and new bff Rosie O’Donnell… we’re told that they watched the “Mother Goose Puppet Show” in Balboa Park…

They reportedly spent their evening on the carousel at fisherman’s wharf and then bought shirts that had the followin image on it:

♫LAUREN
New reports spot Eric quick stepping it with the ladies…

It is believed that they had the boom boom pow on their side.
♫LAUREN
Are you searching for a new phone that can make all your dreams come true?
That will call people on their birthday with an automated message from you?
And also makes criss cross potatoes?
Well that doesn’t exist yet, but t-mobile’s more than snazzy “my touch” will let you create your own case for you phone and i have a few suggestions:
Would you like to treasure a Harpo phone production try an “Eric and Oprah” cover:

Or maybe celebrate the love of Clay and Isabel?

The possibilites are really endless.
♫LAUREN
I was most adamantly into rock since early teen-hood.
But I could never deny the sheer magic of Lauryn Hill, or the Fugees.

Her voice was awesome… I also remember that i loved her clothes… And she was so pre-Fergie fantastic.
Also when she went solo… she still kicked ass
I also like how similar her name was to mine… but I digress
Enjoy this video from Lauryn (which is one of my favorite videos)
Then enjoy this not so great video from Wyclef Jean (who’s post Fugee’s work has not really impressed me)
♫LAUREN
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