If Isabel were a mad scientist she may try to make her own army.
An Army of One clone.
And we know who she’d clone: the one and only Clay Aiken. He’d take over the world with cheery music and brute force.
That is all.
♫LAUREN
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Dolly and Eric
This is mostly due to the fact Eric has been fiesty today:
I’ve been good and kept my photoshopping of Dolly Parton to myself. But I can no longer contain it… For Dolly seems to be bursting and the seems with excitement over Eric.
See how excited she is????
I really could not contain this anymore.
And Dolly would like to add that although you belong to the heart of Oprah… she will always love you….
enjoy!
♫LAUREN
The Kitten
Okay this is so not my cat. BUT, it is hillarious.
AND since I’m training on how to be a crazy cat lady.
enjoy.
♫lauren
A delicious reminder
I still want to see 500 days of Summer. This is just a reminder. Does anyone else want to see it?
Or should I say does anyone want to see it that has done this in an ikea????
because you know i have.
♫LAUREN
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Natural Flavors
So today I’m drinking Snapple which is as the people know made from the best stuff on earth.
it tells me it’s made of natural flavors, but doesn’t specify those said “natural flavors”:
do they include dirt?
grass?
tree bark?
root?
deer eyelashes?
o-zone?
Clint Eastwood?
Tell me please Snapple! Don’t leave me hanging! Also, the longer i think about it… the more i’m grossed out.
♫LAUREN
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The Air Guitar
Okay so as expressed in several locations on this site Joseph Gordon Levitt is pretty cool.
Here is a quick recap of why he’s so cool.
1. He was in “10 things I hate about You.” This is where we found out that he burns, pines and perishes for Bianca Stratford. As well as taking time to learn French does not insue that the girl of your dreams will fall in love with you.
2. Everyone watched “3rd Rock From the Sun.” Where he also was with Larissa Olyenik
3. 500 Days of Summer looks awesome. He plays a greeting card designer who desires to be an architect.
4. He doesn’t go by Joe or Joey, thank you btw.
5. He can do this:
There aren’t many people who can air guitar so well.
except:
be excellent.
♫LAUREN
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Eric’s F.R.I.E.N.D.S
Much like the theme song from “Friends,” Eric will be there for you and especially for Jennifer Aniston.
need a ride ladies?????
♫LAUREN
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Hot Dog: a Summer Mystery
Okay yeah I know this is a weird postie.
But here I will reveal some inner truths about myself. As most people know I’m an avid chicken fan, and fan of Dr. Pepper…
But I will tell you what I am not a fan of… a nasty summer treat we call… Hot Dogs. Sorry Oscar Mayer you may want to turn away.
Now, I don’t mind the occasional delicious hot dog. Seriously but I’m not going to munch away on anything that looks like this:
Seriously. And I totally like crispy burnt food. But not meat rods that had been severely toasted, never going to eat it.
And for easy reference on how much hot dogs gross me out… Isabel this is on par with sticky floors…
I don’t dislike every type of hot dog, for example I do share different feelings about corn dogs… ESPECIALLY WITH MUSTARD:
remember this at times when you barbeque… do you always have more hot dogs left over than hamburgers… there is a reason.
♫LAUREN
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Sweet Disposition
Let’s talk about “Sweet Disposition” from the Temper Trap
I am so lovin’ this song. It reminds me or Erasure, I think because it says “surrender” in a very familiar way… if you know what I mean. Also it’s the music beats that make this song good.
The music video is fun:
I am not so good at roller skating. But never tried it in space. Maybe I’m totally rad at it there. My non-broken wrist tells me no.
♫LAUREN
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