Wandering Eyes

This may come as a shock especially after the John and Kate cheating accusations… Does Clay have eyes for another Isabel???

In this photo given by Eric’s camp… you can see Clay with Australian actress Isabel Lucas. The shock and the dissapointment are nearly endless.

Just because she had finals gives you no excuse Clay

♫LAUREN

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Rides with Boys

 

This was just sent in from camp Clay/Isabel:

They say Eric isn’t all about the ladies!!!! They submit a very shocking photos with Eric and the Ladies  … MENS

Oh My. Ladies I supose if you liked him you should have put a ring on it.

AND… when did Eric get a convertible???

♫LAUREN

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I love your pom pom’s

I’m anticipating my copy of “Bring it On”

It may be this summer’s “Sixteen Candles.” Because I’m going to watch it everytime I want to watch TV and there are no music videos on… which is like 96% of the time.

Does anyone else remember Jesse Bradford??? He’s awesome

♫LAUREN

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Hopelessly Devoted to Boyle

Eric has been chasing the ladies since he’s been on the outs with Oprah Winfrey but not every lady falls for his man charms.

It has been reported by our U.K. informants that Eric has been spotted around Britain’s Got Talent Star, Susan Boyle. But not all is happy news, it’s apparent that Miss Boyle wants nothing to do with Eric’s advances.

Eric is feeling the pangs of rejection by the top British Lady. He had only this to say about Boyle’s Rejection “Just ’cause you’re beautiful, that doesn’t mean that you can treat people like they don’t matter.”

♫LAUREN

Burn on you Susan Boyle.

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You Can’t Curry Love

You Just have to wait.

Isabel and Clay are on the Tour of Love 2009.

They have reached a new destination, India. As Oprah sheds tears of butter near the tower of London. Clay and Isabel are getting spicy skipping out of New Delhi and heading south to see one of the true monuments of LOVE… the Taj Mahal.

Isabel had only this to say “That’s disgusting. And besides, if a woman really loves a man, she doesn’t care if an alligator bites off his face”.

Happy Tuesday!

♫LAUREN

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Adventures in Cleaning pt. 1

I think I tried to explain to Christine that my family does not move often.

We are not nomadic.

It has even been a struggle to switch rooms with my sister. I’ve been cleaning out my old room of my childhood memories. So I decided to take pictures of the Highlights and so today I give you these adventures in room cleaning.

Here is my cat Elliott helping a girl out with the shoe issues.

And here’s my discovery of my little burro. Who needs “My little Pony” when you can have a lead filled burro. That’s what I thought.

I am still not done cleaning so more photos are on the way. 

♫LAUREN

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Big Girls Don’t Cry

Don’t cry… don’t cry…

Being a billionare and well known celebrity… means you don’t always take rejection well.

Eric… I don’t think she’s taking this well. I heard she’s booked Whitney Houston to sing love songs. And she’s destroying the mix tapes.

♫LAUREN

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Brrr it’s cold in here

There must be some Torros in the atmosphere.

I finally broke down and purcahsed ‘Bring it On’ online. Because I realize no retail store carries it.

I hae gone to several stores including Best Buy which told me ‘we don’t usually carry movies that old’ and ‘we have a newer version with Hayden Patinerre…’ EWWW… I had to tell several clerks I want the real version with the spirit stick, Big Red… and most importantly real actors… like Kirsten Dunst, and Jesse  Bradford.

And I didn’t want the $34 version with every crappy remake in it. For the love of Cake why is there 4 more of them????!!!!????!!!! And more importantly who watched them????? 

In 2-3 days all my dreams will be alive.

 

Go Rancho Carne Torros… so meaty!

♫LAUREN