He’s Got Legs

And he knows how to use them.

I’ve been warning Jimmy about the ballet.

I severly doubt that he will enjoy this as much as he appears to in this picture.

But I think he will like his new title as Jimmy “Lord of the Dance,” or hopefully the ladies will.

♫LAUREN

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Take it to the Chorus w/ Clay

Isabel and Clay are trying to make a comeback…

They say there is too much Eric up in their space… and too many ladies. (Which Clay can totally understand.)

So today Clay and Isabel took time our of their hectic lives to release this statement …”Boy, I hope that guy’s not planning to kill her and eat her,” but it may not have been about this topic, unless they were thinking about Eric’s syrup problem.

Defending their title of Viciously Sweet’s couple of the year is getting tight since we heard that Lindsay is upping her anty. And may exclusively be back to the gents.

♫LAUREN

proving all is fair in love and war

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Eric and the Food!

Hey Kids you like the ice cream?

Well let me tell you…

Eric’s got the ice cream… when he’s not spending time with the ladies.

So get it while it’s frosty.

♫LAUREN

apparently Wednesdays are Eric and the food kind of days…. and by the way I should be going back to work.. it’s AUDITORIUM TIME!!!!!!

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Syrup Coating

There are very few things that Eric likes more than the ladies and one of those things is breakfast. Eric loves the morning meals (yes mulitple)… he loves it when he can cover thangs in syrup.

For example:

Some may think that Eric is eating a pancake in this photo… but really it’s syrup covered meatloaf… afterall that is his favorite meal.

♫LAUREN

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Eric and the Ladies pt. 2

Afternoon Ladies

I gave Eric an option of what he can be photoshopped with, food or the ladies

… and he chose the Ladies.

This is Eric at lunchtime with the ladies… in this case a lady who is happy that chicken tenders are on the menu.

♫LAUREN

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It’s Lindsay!

Move over Clay.

Eric and Lindsay are the next big thing. Apparently she’s done with the ladies and is back to the magical company of the gents.

Here they are photographed outside of the Cher Show at Caesars Palace.

Afterwards they went to karaoke… Lindsay singing “Believe” by share, then Eric went to a buffet alone because Lindsay doesn’t eat.

♫LAUREN

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Eric and the Buffets

While Eric was in Las Vegas it is reported that he hit up the buffets.

His must have buffet item was the deep fried chocolate cake with vanilla ice cream on the side. He also was reported to have eaten his own weight in meatloaf.

As you can see in the photo below Eric was caught double plating:

A good time was had by all…

Except for Lindsay Lohan, who was not invited.

♫LAUREN

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Internet Finds

I found a website. No, not at the creepy tree of Knowledge by my old office… online.

It caught my attention with mentions of 100 calorie pack foods and miniatures. She also talks about other stuff, so it’s not all about little thangs.

I think you could enjoy it too:

http://sheiswiththeband.blogspot.com/

And the band has nothing to do with Clay Aiken. Sorry Isabel.

♫LAUREN

It’s too late to Apologize… Isabel

Isabel has some studying to do, in fact she has so much learning going on she forgets about the things she promises:

That means she may not show up to that weird Canadian Awards show with you Clay Aiken. However she will make you a batch of kool-aid you can drink out of a test-tube… she has extra test tubes.

She will also play the song “Apologize” on the mandolin for you… after she finishes her mandolin lesson.

Happy Monday!

♫LAUREN

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