How Much Do I Loathe thee?

There is someone in Hollywood that hates me.

And the worst thing is I have never done anything to actually deserve it… this time.

My dear friend Caitlin (my worm loving amigo) has informed me of television blasphemy. A recreation of “10 things I hate about you”, as a TV show staring a forgettable and regrettable cast, which you can see on imdb.

I still like Julia Styles
I still like Julia Styles... and I feel unsure about this upbeat appearing teen

To Quote Chastity: I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?

I have a feeling this show is going to leave me whelmed. Not every thing in Hollywood should be recycled. Especially not one that had a solid cast and a witty and satirical view on teen motives and emotion. I also have a feeling in the show there will be no Letters to Cleo, or KD Lang references, as teens nowadays have no clue who they are… it’s okay though, they shouldn’t have to. BUT if there is a poster of My Chemical Romance on Kat’s wall… I have a feeling I shall perish.

And yes I know it was based loosely on The Taming of the Shrew. That doesn’t make this new adaptation hurt any less. For more explanations on my feelings read this.

And now that I have expressed my heartache, I have the following questions:

Where is Alison Janney and her coffee cup featuring a cat-Kat?

Shall Mr. Stratford know the 411 of how kid’s get jiggy?

Will Patrick still be accused of sleeping with a spice girl?

Oh and better yet, will Kat ever get to experience that trip to 7-11 on Broadway with Patrick?

On the TV show this could happen
On the TV show this could happen

 

Oh and to Jimmy the name of Kat’s BFF who is obsessed with William Shakespeare is Mandella, and she is incandescent.

And so I leave you with this thought:

Mandella: Have you seen him?
Kat Stratford: Who?
Mandella: William. He asked me to meet him here.
Kat Stratford: Oh Mandella, please tell me you haven’t progressed to full-on hallucinations.

♫LAUREN

p.s. let’s not talk about the remake of “Adventures in Babysitting” with Raven Simone and Miley Cyrus

Music From a different… Cubicle

Today I have been sent to work in Eric’s cubicle because my computer is acting mondo weird. It is weird sitting in this location because I see the dab from a different angle than ever before. And because I call Eric professional Eric, I feel so mighty professional in his Cubicle.

I also feel like I can get caught at any moment typing something greviously stupid. Perhaps this is why Eric seems so professional…

Back to Work.

♫LAUREN

Birfday Week:Friday’s Christine

It is a well known fact that Christine likes her men old, and wrinkly. (Ahem, Dave Foley and Alex Trebek) But Christine’s search for the affections of the elderly have gotten her into trouble a few times… (not just that time at Coco’s early bird buffet.)

 There was once a moment where Christine could have ripped a family man from his den of iniquity. Yes, that is correct… she once had stolen the affection of acclaimed actor Brad Pitt. He showered her in pizookies and BJ’s paraphernalia, he took her to London (she totally lied about going to school,) they danced the night away on private Margarita Mondays… and then one day she realized that if he left Angelina he would show up with boatload of kids to her apartment… an actual BOATLOAD and Claremont is no where near the water!!

She knew their love could no longer thrive as it once had…

♫LAUREN

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTINE & ISABEL!!!

Birfday Week: Friday’s Isabel

Sizzling as always with Clay…

They cannot keep their hands to themselves… giggle giggle

♫LAUREN

EDITOR’S NOTE:

I wonder if Isabel wishes she were photoshopped with people other than Clay. If so this may soon become a reality as it is really hard to find Clay Aiken photographed with women. Any advice who she should show up with next???

Birfday Update: Nikki T.

In 1985 this week was riddled with births.

Today is an April treat! The Birthday of Nikki T, a new edition to BIRFDAY Week.

It is reported that Nikki T. is celebrating her 24th birthday with her favorite American Idol, Chris Daughtry…

Presents on her wishlist include Yanni’s latest album, 26 pink highlighters, a Hello Kitty watch, and 1 gallon of Christian Dior “Noir” nail polish.

HAPPY BIRFDAY NIKKI T!!!

♫LAUREN

Killing Me Softly with the Killers

If i had a grandpa that looked like your grandpa…

So I may not be the biggest Killers fan but…

I totally am adoring this new album, and then I saw the music video for “Spaceman” I had this like super sugar coated happiness. The kind I only get when I see Green Day prior to 2006 and the Cure.

 

And quite honestly this video kind of reminds me of Robert Smith and the Cure. The colors are deliciously 80’s and I wish that the Cure were in it dancing the background…

also… does anyone want to wear an outfit like Brandon Flowers with me???

Because you best believe when this neon green cast comes off this costume goes on!

♫LAUREN