Because she’s so tan, that she’s the queen of Coppertone….
Christine the “Crispy Christ” of La Verne and he man-mates hit the beach.
TRUE STORY:
This Photo marked the 17TH time Christine woke up not knowing where she was, and as you can tell her desire to stay pale makes her yearn for yonder shade… but her beach buddies would not let her lose he awesome tan-ness.
♫LAUREN
Ahhh, time to photoshop…
I have been finding such a hard time to photoshop because of all my grown up responsibilities… like work. This one is for Jimmy, to celebrate his new job!
His job has nothing to do with playing the piano… but as you can see he’s a natural…
♫ LAUREN
I sadly have a lot to do… but be wary of who my next photo victim… it could be you. But until then enjoy this lobster in love…
♫LAUREN
This is Jason.. Jason is an artist and rugged cowboy. He is a fan of PJ Harvey and likes to pose with ponies in his spare time…
enjoy his shear lusciousness.
♫ LAUREN
Aren’t they precious
Today I would like to shine some light onto our friend John Bigler.
He was the third govenor of California.
He is signed into law that Sacramento was to be California’s state capitol.
He contracted Cholera in his hometown of Sacramento.
I believe he may have done other things, as you can see by his portrait it is believed that he likes crinkling paper, and wearing suits. It also appears that he does not like the wall decorations, or crossword puzzles. As you can also see he was not a fan of the bolo tie. It is believed that if he lived in modern times he would probably drive a prius, and his favorite restaurant would be CPK.
I also believe he and Christine would be very good friends (see I don’t always pick on Isabel)
Today is his birthday.
and sorry to Angel, I had to photoshop over someone…
♫LAUREN
TODAY IN 1325
ALFONSO IV BECAME THE KING OF PORTUGAL. I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HIM REALLY, EXCEPT HE HAD A LOT OF KIDS… HERE IS A PAINTING OF HIS SHEAR RADDNESS.
IN 1975 A MUSICIAN NAMED MIKE OLDFIELD RELEASED AN ALBUM THAT HAD A TRACK NAMED “DON ALFONSO”. THE TWO EVENTS HAVE NO CORRELATION, BUT I THOUGHT I’D THROW SOME OBSCURE INFO INTO THIS.
SO TODAY PARTY LIKE IT’S 1325!
ALSO I HATE BATHROOM DETAILS THEY ARE THE SCORN OF ARCHITECTURE.
♫ LAUREN
Today Joan of Arc is a tender 597 years old! She was well known for being a savior of France, a saint, and an aerobics instructor in San Dimas…
Celebrate today for Joan of Arc… watch Bill and Ted’s adventure for more Joan of Arc Information, which is way more accessible than France for most of this blogs readers.
♫ LAUREN
The ending of the STARE-A-thon 2008 ® brings sadness to the world of viciously sweet.. but it shall come again next year. Recent knowledge has told us that she has been spotted with Clay Aiken, and the photos of their reunion are emerging… we will of course keep you posted. Until then remember all the times you have stared at Isabel in the last month, keep the good times in your heart.
Viciously Sweet 