Author: Viciously Sweet

Meet Me in Outer Space…

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I was watching the Discovery Channels documentary on the universe. Which I found really interesting, because spacey things are interesting. And I realized that unlike many other children, I’ve never dreamed of being an astronaut.

But, I’ve always liked futuristic things.

Like the house of the future:

This Incubus song:

This Battlestar Galactica:

This futuristic family:

Buckminster Fuller:

Life on Mars:

But I discovered the real reason I’m not currently floating in the cosmos:

Totally Lame.

♫Lauren

Greetings and Salutations from the 90’s

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All “Heathers” related instances aside I wish you would watch this video:

Marvel at Mark McGrath and his alergy to sleeved shirts.

What can you say about a man likes to remain sleeve free. I would like everyone to know I had this picture 2 years i a row on my collaged folder in high school:

That’s like (500) days of Mark McGrath…

On a closely related story:

Doesn’t it look like Mark and Ethan could be related? The answer, yes.

Here is a good place to add this:

♫Lauren

I like the way you swing your briefcase

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Okay so this is mostly about how I am ashamed of myself for watching ABC Family’s “Beauty and the Briefcase.” It sounded alright…. Hillary Duff, cute clothes, Matt Dallas, hilarious office shenanigans…

 

But, it turned out so very very wrong.

I really must say I watched it because of this particular guy:

who was on this particular show:

with this kid from “Glee”:

BUT what I didn’t expect  is that although Matt Dallas was refered to as starring in this Movie.  It really meant he was only in it for 5-8 minutes. And she never gave him a chance… to talk or anything. LAME!

What I found is that the character in this movie were highly improbable and at the same time unlikable.  Hillary Duff is writing an undercover piece for Cosmopolitan Magazine about finding love with a professional man. As all she does is wear colorful clothing, drink with the guys from her office, and lament over a list concocted as a teenage girl to find the dreamiest guy. By the way her answer to dreamy guy is some dude with a foreign accent, who travels on a whim, and is suprising.

This is how I imagine him:

 And on a bonus of a sidenote: All her and her friends talk about are men and sex while wearing hideous avocado masks, drinking wine in a box and eating junk food. Which is apparently exactly how girls act. And although she knows nothing about business, she tries to save the company with her trendy presentation skills. Even more lame.

Oh and she keeps referring to her “dream guy” as a “magic man”… this is all I could think of:

Yeah that is apparently all women do.  I found this movie an exact copy of “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” and “13 going on 30” without any of the depth. And these movies are not exactly deep. Not even her “I dress really cute” clothes could save this movie.

So if you want to watch a cute movie about a girl and fashion magazines, always go for Jenna Rink. Thank you for your time.

♫LAUREN

P.S. Why does ABC Family keep telling me its “a different kind of family”. It sounds like they are pedophiles.

Happy Birthday to Zach Braff and other issues

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Today is Zach Braff’s birthday. I hope he has a one of those super days.

I would usually make this just a short post… but when things come to people like Tina Fey and Zach Braff I feel like elaborating on things because they are people I feel an affinity for.
Zach Braff is a really cute, and pretty funny guy. He also had admitted on several occasions and the entire movie “Garden State” that he suffers from depression. I have always thought that this was incredibly fascinating, and the older I get I realize some of the funniest people are the most susceptible to these kinds of issues.
And I actually use “Garden State” as a reference for that kind of sadness.

Me: How are you?

Other person: I’m ehhh.

Me: Are you feeling like Zach Braff in “Garden State?”

Other person: “For months now.”

Me: “Oh my gosh. Really? Like seriously? I think you should do something about that.”

I actually myself fluctuate to this feeling and sometimes it stays for a while. Right now as Sam tells Largeman, I am in it.

But, its not really because of depression. I don’t precisely think, its because I have come to an age where… I think I know what I want, and have no real way of getting it. Well, complete humiliation is probably going to be the out come. I just hope it doesn’t come to that.
♫Lauren

Handsome Update

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I feel like this week has been the “unofficial handsome man week”… As I have another handsome man post going on.

So I was watching “Sixteen Candles” last night… which is not much of a surprise.

And I just needed to make an important update:

Jake Ryan is still handsome.

♫Lauren