Birthday Goodtimes

Birfday Week:Friday’s Christine

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It is a well known fact that Christine likes her men old, and wrinkly. (Ahem, Dave Foley and Alex Trebek) But Christine’s search for the affections of the elderly have gotten her into trouble a few times… (not just that time at Coco’s early bird buffet.)

 There was once a moment where Christine could have ripped a family man from his den of iniquity. Yes, that is correct… she once had stolen the affection of acclaimed actor Brad Pitt. He showered her in pizookies and BJ’s paraphernalia, he took her to London (she totally lied about going to school,) they danced the night away on private Margarita Mondays… and then one day she realized that if he left Angelina he would show up with boatload of kids to her apartment… an actual BOATLOAD and Claremont is no where near the water!!

She knew their love could no longer thrive as it once had…

♫LAUREN

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTINE & ISABEL!!!

Birfday Week: Friday’s Isabel

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Sizzling as always with Clay…

They cannot keep their hands to themselves… giggle giggle

♫LAUREN

EDITOR’S NOTE:

I wonder if Isabel wishes she were photoshopped with people other than Clay. If so this may soon become a reality as it is really hard to find Clay Aiken photographed with women. Any advice who she should show up with next???

Birfday Update: Nikki T.

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In 1985 this week was riddled with births.

Today is an April treat! The Birthday of Nikki T, a new edition to BIRFDAY Week.

It is reported that Nikki T. is celebrating her 24th birthday with her favorite American Idol, Chris Daughtry…

Presents on her wishlist include Yanni’s latest album, 26 pink highlighters, a Hello Kitty watch, and 1 gallon of Christian Dior “Noir” nail polish.

HAPPY BIRFDAY NIKKI T!!!

♫LAUREN

Birfday Week: Tuesday’s with Christine

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For many wondering what Christine did for her birthday… here is an exclusive.. she was seen partying at a prestigious topless bakery in Hollywood with new b.f.f. K-Fed.

It is reported he gave her a twinkie, two Okie hats and an autograph photo he still had of Britney.

♫LAUREN

PS. DON’T BE AFRAID CHRISTINE :)

Birfday Week

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As most of you know it was Isabel and Christine’s birthday on Sunday. To Celebrate their extreme oldness, every day this week there will be a post to commemorate all the years they have floated about the earth.

let us commence in the birfday magik

♫LAUREN