Fine Art w/ Clay

May 11, 2009May 29, 2009 | Viciously Sweet

Many years ago the Police sang the song “Every little thing She does is Magic,” if they were to write that song in modern times they would call it “Every little thing Clay does is Magic”… and it would be so true.

As many people have seen my dear friend Isabel and Clay Aiken share a cosmic connection based on music and mutual admiration.

So much so that Clay is reported to have a room in his Hollywood estate dedicated to the art of Isabel! After many years of dedicating songs to her he has now decided to capture her in tangible art…

I give to you Clay Aiken’s painting “Isabel in May”…

♫ LAUREN

Isabel and Clay: Origins

February 18, 2009May 29, 2009 | Viciously Sweet

Many people around the globe have been intrigued with the connection between Isabel and Clay Aiken. Many have asked how long has this “connection” been going on?

The answer may shock and amaze you, as we share with you this awesome exclusive content from Isabel’s childhood.

As you can see from the photograph below Isabel and Clay have know eachother for years… they’re admiration has since grown in trifold!

Here is a photo of them as young tender friends celebrating weird basket day…

What a TENDER GOOD TIME!!!

In fact Isabel’s own mother was not aware of the magnitude of dressing Isabel in this fine outfit. She just thought it was a clever catchphrase all the kids were into, she didn’t realize it was the start of an odd fascination that would stick with her first born forever.

Isabel and Clay a love that has lasted a lifetime… what a feel good story

♫LAUREN

Isabel is Missing: the Conclusion

November 12, 2008May 29, 2009 | Viciously Sweet

As you can see no one has updated in a while. I found Isabel hiding in a bush outside of the Retarded Children’s Thrift Store in Ventura about three weeks ago crying for the loss of Clay Aiken as well as River Cuomo’s hair.

All is well in the world again.

Although Isabel has found a new mission in life… how to find a home for unused and unneeded hair accessories. Her first object for adoption is located below:

xx LAUREN

Missing: 1 Isabel

October 1, 2008May 29, 2009 | Viciously Sweet

It seems that there is a disturbing correlation with some media events, and a certain Isabel.

After being accused of shunning Clay Aiken’s love for so long he gave up on women, Isabel has entered a reclusive state leaving all to wonder about her whereabouts.

HERE IS THE LAST SEEN PHOTO OF ISABEL: