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My wrist is still red and green like a Christmas Miracle…
So as Promised here’s something different…
Our Favorite Isabel I call this segment Isabel Fun Facts:
In the early Millenium Isabel liked to participate in the Odor Olympics here she is with celebrity judge Adam Sandler in the under arm (brad) pit event…
She won the silver medal due to her momentary freeze in the smelly and sticky event where she saw her opponent lather themselves in pistachio ice cream and barbeque sauce.
And now for a serious message from Lint:
♫LAUREN
Many people around the globe have been intrigued with the connection between Isabel and Clay Aiken. Many have asked how long has this “connection” been going on?
The answer may shock and amaze you, as we share with you this awesome exclusive content from Isabel’s childhood.
As you can see from the photograph below Isabel and Clay have know eachother for years… they’re admiration has since grown in trifold!
Here is a photo of them as young tender friends celebrating weird basket day…
What a TENDER GOOD TIME!!!
In fact Isabel’s own mother was not aware of the magnitude of dressing Isabel in this fine outfit. She just thought it was a clever catchphrase all the kids were into, she didn’t realize it was the start of an odd fascination that would stick with her first born forever.
Isabel and Clay a love that has lasted a lifetime… what a feel good story
♫LAUREN
Joy to the world it’s Lincoln’s birthday!
Let the earth receive its Lincoln…
Today celebrate with some Lincoln logs, Abe Kabobs, and Party streamers… watch the play Hamlet…because if Lincoln was here that’s what he’d be doing…
Happy 200th birthday!!!
♫LAUREN
on todays edition of the ISABEL STARE-A-THON 2008©
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As you can see no one has updated in a while. I found Isabel hiding in a bush outside of the Retarded Children’s Thrift Store in Ventura about three weeks ago crying for the loss of Clay Aiken as well as River Cuomo’s hair.
All is well in the world again.
Although Isabel has found a new mission in life… how to find a home for unused and unneeded hair accessories. Her first object for adoption is located below:
xx LAUREN
It seems that there is a disturbing correlation with some media events, and a certain Isabel.
After being accused of shunning Clay Aiken’s love for so long he gave up on women, Isabel has entered a reclusive state leaving all to wonder about her whereabouts.
HERE IS THE LAST SEEN PHOTO OF ISABEL:
THEY WERE SO HAPPY TOGETHER… BUT IT IS OKAY ISABEL, TIME CAN MEND A BROKEN HEART
– -LAUREN
a bearded lady to celebrate friday!!!
she was inspired by TJ who made me think about hairy ladies yesterday…
– – LAUREN
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