… so that is where he’ll be photoshopped
Is there a better way to celebrate Yonadab’s birthday than photoshopping Eric and some ladies… Maybe.
But it is very enjoyable… especially when that lady is Lady Gaga.
As you can see in the picture she spices up Eric’s professional garb when they frolic about town together….
I thought things were going so well with Oprah.
♫Lauren
Today Eric was quoted saying “I’m in love with the ladies.”
It may coincide with this very picture taken earlier this week with a very specific lady who may be the host of the Oprah Show.
It was reported that they were listening to love songs on the coast.
Long Live Eric and the Ladies.
♫Lauren
Apparently Eric does not like the last post about his direct quote about Jessica Alba.
He will not deny its “directness” or correct “quotiness” of the statement but has asked for it to be removed. I cannot do this, because I like the photo of them and also when I get to italicize words.
So I have decided to even out the ladies with the mens
So I think that this photoshop will even the damage of the last one. And will also break the heart of both Ben Affleck and Sarah Silverman
♫Lauren
To paraphrase a post lunch discussion with Eric “Jessica Alba has it going on.”
But we have no word on what it is.
This is according to our sources has no correlation to her exquisite acting, or friendliness, or general kindness. As Eric is sure she has none of these qualities.
I think Eric has returned to the ladies:
Watch out!
♫Lauren
In today’s Eric and Technology-a-thon, Eric and his technology have taken a new approach to watching television…
8/10 Yonadab’s agree this could really happen:
♫lauren
Eric is changing this year.
He’s sworn off ladies and jumped into a new Eric marathon….
Eric and technology!!!!!!
So get your iphones charged and your LEDs all glossy for this:
Note to Eric: this should be put on your facebook.
♫lauren
What is more professional than a laser pointer at a presentation?
If you said a laser stare during the Isabel Stare-A-thon you were right!
In this historic event where the people I torture (my friends) meet, you can get such an experience. Here is Eric (of the professional Ladies action) with Isabel (of Clay Aiken Fame) during this joyous time on the year:
Set all lasers to stare!
♫lauren
Eric says I use my photoshopping for evil, and have never photoshopped him with Beyonce.
I tried to think… how can I keep humor in this request?
Whooomp here it is
technically this is what was asked for…
♫LAUREN
Okay so it isn’t often that Viciously Sweet grows in membership, mostly because it’s not like the Mickey Mouse Club.
But now there is a man in Viciously Sweet, and that man is a true professional.
Yes, Eric.
To celebrate he did this:
and he did it well.
He’s also celebrating his new biography. All of which you can read here:
Besides being the most treasured professional in all of the San Gabriel Valley; Eric is also a huge fan of musicals, Disney and anything “Savage Garden”. He believes the most influential television character since the creation of television is Sesame Street’s Cookie Monster and Jimmy Kimmel. Eric was blessed with the uncanny ability to perform the entire soundtrack of “Beauty and the Beast” by himself. Eric discovered that he became viciously sweet after an incident that involved a bottle of tapatio, Lady Gaga, The Men’s foundation, and the song “Poison” by Bel Biv Devoe. He is the only person in history to own every “Now that’s What I call Music” and Hanson album… Mmm bop? Eric has also been reported to be the most sincere love of talk show giant Oprah Winfrey.
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
♫lauren
Viciously Sweet 