… so that is where he’ll be photoshopped
It’s been too long since there has been an Eric & the Ladies Update.
So I bring it to you on a very special day:
Hug a Professional Day!
And since Eric is the most valued Professional in Southern California he can barely function today, as every lady in the tri-city area wants to hug him…
Go out and hug a fireman, milkman, stock acessor, or goat herder and celebrate this magical day… or wait in the 1.8 mile line & hug Eric.
♫lauren
It is reported that Oprah & Eric are on the rocks again…
Today Eric was spotted on a tarmak with a guest.
After many questions about why he was on a tarmak & not at work there was a stunning revelation. Who exatcly is this lady with sassy braids? There are no reports to who the lady is, but 73% of people believe it is not Oprah.
Oprah later responded to Eric & his lady crazy ways…
word.
♫lauren
BEST
SIMILARITY
EVER!
THAT IS ALL :)
♫LAUREN
It’s so hard to go out now a days when Kanye can be anywhere waiting to interrupt you.
Not even Eric is safe… 
I think Kanye really likes Oprah… I didn’t even realize he read this blog…
♫LAUREN
The internet is abuzz with Mek Wok Kundor, the 107 year-young lady from Malaysia with the hankering in her heart to ascertain her 23rd husband.
She believes her 37 year old husband may leave her for someone younger… watch out 107 year old lady in China (who want to wed for the first time)
Well here at Viciously Sweet we may have just found her 23rd love connection.
And after the incident with Trannies, Eric is back to his route as a womanizer… or in this case and old womanizer…
Pull out your cane and denture cream:
Oprah was beside herself after this news was reported:
she’s so touchy… and not into poligamy, as seen many times on her talk show.
♫LAUREN
A new Cinematic Masterpiece from the creators of “Snakes of A Plane”:
In this new action/ suspense film Eric has been spotted heading for the “Miss Lady Convention” in Phoenix, AZ. What will he do when disaster and mayhem happen?
All aboard the Lady Train!
What surprises are waiting for Eric? Is that really a lady next to him…? Or did he board the Tranny Express??? No sleep till Arizona!!!
Put a Ring on it! Reviews are in:
♫LAUREN
New reports spot Eric quick stepping it with the ladies…
It is believed that they had the boom boom pow on their side.
♫LAUREN
Are you searching for a new phone that can make all your dreams come true?
That will call people on their birthday with an automated message from you?
And also makes criss cross potatoes?
Well that doesn’t exist yet, but t-mobile’s more than snazzy “my touch” will let you create your own case for you phone and i have a few suggestions:
Would you like to treasure a Harpo phone production try an “Eric and Oprah” cover:
Or maybe celebrate the love of Clay and Isabel?
The possibilites are really endless.
♫LAUREN
I think there may be danger ahead for Isabel and Clay…
One of our most valued sources sent us this picture of Clay Aiken last night and it appears that Eric (of “the ladies” fame) is trying to woo Mr. Aiken’s attentions away from the fair Isabel:
This is pretty low Eric… what will Oprah say?
♫LAUREN
Viciously Sweet 