Breakfast with the Ladies

Eric would like everyone to know that he can’t let the ladies eat the most important meal of the day alone…

so he’s willing to sacrifice his time to make sure the ladies don’t start their day off lonely. This particular Gwenyth Paltrow is surely appreciating it.

But make sure you have the liquids like this lady…. Eric he likes them liquids.

♫LAUREN

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Helping the Ladies Cross the Street

Eric says that he’s staying true to Oprah.

So you may ask about this picture:

But Eric was doing his civic duty to help an innocent lady cross the street.

Keep your mind out of the gutter. If you need help Eric is a professional…

♫LAUREN

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Prague in the Moonlight

Eric loves Prague, and safety at night.

He also is Lovin’ this Oprah.

 

Oh la la
Oh la la

On their most recent getaway it is reported they spent a romantic yet professional meeting in Prague… Soaking up the reports, bulletins, and of course love.

♫LAUREN

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Rides with Boys

 

This was just sent in from camp Clay/Isabel:

They say Eric isn’t all about the ladies!!!! They submit a very shocking photos with Eric and the Ladies  … MENS

Oh My. Ladies I supose if you liked him you should have put a ring on it.

AND… when did Eric get a convertible???

♫LAUREN

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Hopelessly Devoted to Boyle

Eric has been chasing the ladies since he’s been on the outs with Oprah Winfrey but not every lady falls for his man charms.

It has been reported by our U.K. informants that Eric has been spotted around Britain’s Got Talent Star, Susan Boyle. But not all is happy news, it’s apparent that Miss Boyle wants nothing to do with Eric’s advances.

Eric is feeling the pangs of rejection by the top British Lady. He had only this to say about Boyle’s Rejection “Just ’cause you’re beautiful, that doesn’t mean that you can treat people like they don’t matter.”

♫LAUREN

Burn on you Susan Boyle.

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Big Girls Don’t Cry

Don’t cry… don’t cry…

Being a billionare and well known celebrity… means you don’t always take rejection well.

Eric… I don’t think she’s taking this well. I heard she’s booked Whitney Houston to sing love songs. And she’s destroying the mix tapes.

♫LAUREN

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