Eric's in Space & Time

… so that is where he’ll be photoshopped

Back to the Ladies

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Oprah’s constant words of hope and change were once soothing to Eric. But sudden surprises of Obama were too much to bare…the chick flicks, hte loofas, and especially when Obama started eating the fries off of Eric’s plate at dinner… a step too far.

He knew he needed space… As Eric ran screaming from the London Eye where Obama and Oprah were sharing a bag roasted almonds. He ran into the arms of the ladies and by ladies we mean… Britain’s hot mess Amy Winehouse.

Oprah was left brokenhearted, with only her magazine and her money to console her.

♫LAUREN

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This Marathon is brought to you By:

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Professional Eric.

And Professional Eric related services.

If you Ever need him and you don’t have a phone near by remember to sing the Professional Eric theme song and he will appear… kinda like ghostbusters BUT way more professional.

Professional Eric 117% supports the Viciously Sweet couples marathon.

♫LAUREN

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American Eric in London

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Oh to be a part of the Glamorous Jet Set lifestyle… you know the flossy flossy.

Well since becoming Oprah’s main squeeze (of syrup) Eric has found out what it’s like to be Fergie… or Peter Pan…

Insert your own joke about her song “London Bridge”  because Eric’s been singing it since he got there. Oprah has been seen taking Eric all around town taking him to see her favorite large clock Big Ben. As you can see in the picture below they were dangerously close to Westminster Abbey… does this mean wedding bells are in the future??

 Shrugging off wedding rumors Eric had only this to say “Our love is like the second star to the right.”

Umm Eric… keep singing Fergie songs.

♫LAUREN

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American Eric In Paris

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In a shocking twist it turns out that Eric was also in Paris at the same time as Clay and Isabel…

After an short and uneventful affair with Lindsay Lohan… Eric has found new and everlasting love with Oprah Winfrey.

To quote Eric “[Lindsay] is too small boned for me”. Well Eric it seems like you have now struck the mother load of ladies with plenty of bone… and chunkies. And as it turns out they both love syrup.

And when she pointed at him and shouted “You get a trip to Paris,” Eric knew she felt the same way.

To make the battle even more Epic it appears they were looking down at Clay and Isabel eating, literally through a telescope. Which is kind of weird… But C’est la vie.

When asked about Oprah, Eric could only say “Honestly, I am so full of your love right now, I literally could not take another drop.”

♫LAUREN

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The Battle Begins

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Eric and the Ladies are countering Isabel and Clay with a frontal attack of ladies!!!!

And much like Gabrielle Union to Kirsten Dunst in an epic and classice teen movie… Eric tells Isabel to “Bring IT”

This battle is getting interesting.

♫LAUREN

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Eric and the Food!

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Hey Kids you like the ice cream?

Well let me tell you…

Eric’s got the ice cream… when he’s not spending time with the ladies.

So get it while it’s frosty.

♫LAUREN

apparently Wednesdays are Eric and the food kind of days…. and by the way I should be going back to work.. it’s AUDITORIUM TIME!!!!!!

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Syrup Coating

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There are very few things that Eric likes more than the ladies and one of those things is breakfast. Eric loves the morning meals (yes mulitple)… he loves it when he can cover thangs in syrup.

For example:

Some may think that Eric is eating a pancake in this photo… but really it’s syrup covered meatloaf… afterall that is his favorite meal.

♫LAUREN

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Eric and the Ladies pt. 2

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Afternoon Ladies

I gave Eric an option of what he can be photoshopped with, food or the ladies

… and he chose the Ladies.

This is Eric at lunchtime with the ladies… in this case a lady who is happy that chicken tenders are on the menu.

♫LAUREN

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