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… so that is where he’ll be photoshopped

Professional Quote of the Day: October 4th

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The True Professional is back in town.
He swept in at promptly 8 am to make his professional work week debut this morning in rainy (and rainbow-y SGV)
Today’s Professional Quote of the day is one from the PQOTD Archives that has yet to be released
until
right
now:

A quick and helpful note: some people’s Journey gets stuck on “Don’t Stop Believing”
But there are a lot of other great Journey songs… like “Open Arms”, “Lights”, “Wheel in the Sky…” or my sister’s favorite “Oh, Sherry.”
As for me and Cecelia, we like “Lovin, Touchin, Squeezin”… its more provocative.
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the day: September 30th

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Hey Professional Enthusiasts!
Eric is still miles away from his cubicle, and its that time of the day. While looking through the professional quote gallery I have stored on my computer, something strange happened.

In a shocking turn of events todays’ PQOTD got hijacked… by a Professional Substitute, who like the runner-up in the Miss Professional Pageant is glad to fill in for the most quoted Professional in town:

OMG. It’s me. I’m like the “Sweet and Low” to Eric’s sugar. No wonder old ladies like me so much…
Also, this was so the Dab’s idea…
I can’t believe I did this.

♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 28th

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Today’s Professional Quote of the day is as simple and straightforward as it gets:

This includes (but not limited to) the following situations:

-The Printer needing ink

-The appropriate time for a tuxedo

-The email addresses of any clients

-Making personal excel spreadsheets for future budgets

-When the appropriate time to sync your phone

-When someone is exploding a block in autocad

This only counts as one making fun point, right?
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 27th

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Today’s professional quote of the day has a lot to do with all the action in the office today… laser measuring.

Some may think oh measuring with lasers, cool. But to a professional it means so much more. Now he can measure things he never dreamt he could. (Is there any doubt that he has previously spent nights of slumber dreaming of measuring? Is there also any other doubt that he has dreams of lasers?) Combining lasers and measuring is nearly too exciting for a professional.

Now he wants to make the measuring more accurate than the level on the laser…. on to the PQOTD:

In his professional defense, he has actually been angling for an office tripod for a long time.
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 26th

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OMG. Professional Enthusiasts, the wait is over.
My vacacion to Washington D.C is past, and now it is time to get PROFESSIONAL!!!!!!!!!!!

Today’s PQOTD was collected by the Dab whilst I was in the city hanging out with Mimia (my awesome new nickname for our First Lady)

Because I wasn’t here, and cannot assume* what was happening in the office when this was said I present to you this Professional quote, about professional friendships:

True Story: It takes 4-6 weeks after filling out his friendship application and background check for you to find out if you qualify for professional friendship.

♫Lauren

*Assumption is not allowed for PQOTD, as per my professional verbal agreement with said Professional Eric.

Professional Quote of the Day: September 16th

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Good Afternoon, professional enthusiasts!
There are very few things that could make a professional as excited as a teenage-girl-slow-dancing-with-Justin-Bieber, but INPUT is definitely one of those things.
And efficiency is definitely the other.
And when you combine the two, like those rings to summon Captain Planet. You get the most excited Professional in the universe as the following PQOTD will describe:

♫Lauren
P.S. Enjoy that Quote because there won’t be any next week! I’m going on Vacation, and cannot be trusted to be professional during those hours. But there will be doodles. Oh yes, there will be doodles.

Professional Quote of the Day: September 14th

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Did you know that emails for professionals, are like potato chips for ordinary people?
(Take that simile, and shove it SAT prep.)

Yes Sir and Lady Sir, (respectively) much like the tagline that tells you “bet you can’t have just one” emails are so addicting to the professional set that they just can’t help themselves.

Check out today’s Professional Quote of the Day and find out for yourself:

Just ask him how many? I’m going to guess like 6. For all his different channels of professionalism.

♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 13th

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We all know how Professional Eric feels about inputs and outputs…

Well Professor Eric is just the same! (Not surprising, as they are the same person… but, like The Superman/Clark Kent kind of thing… being a professor is like his secret identity)

Now run into that phone booth, rip off your glasses and INPUT this PQOTD in your head:

Wouldn’t it be great if that was his superhero catchphrase?

Apparently if he were a superhero he’d call himself Mr P., but the best part is that when someone needed his help he would change out of his stretchy unitard into a business suit… because that is how professionals do it.

♫Lauren