… so that is where he’ll be photoshopped
Today I debated on posting a quote since Eric was not really in the office.
But due to the request of Yonadab the quote will go on. (Nice Celine Dion reference, am-i-right?)
And although this is not exactly office related I hope that this professional pearl of wisdom will help you think about your activities outside of work:
I imagine somewhere in the 909 Professional Eric is rinsing his lawn, like a pro.
♫Lauren
It’s getting room temperature in here. So you better work to your optimal capacity. ♫
That song may not have caught on like Nelly’s “Hot in Hrrrr,” but it does instruct on how to make your work environment conducive to maximum output… and here’s the King of Output himself to drop some knowlwedge on you with today’s PQOTD:
Current Office Temperature: 76 degrees.
♫Lauren
It’s Friday! Friday! You better be professional on Friday!
On this the end of the Professional Week I present to your eyes and brains this very professional opinion about the world prior to the world-wide webs:
Basically Eric’s life didn’t begin until there was the promise of email, the freedom of internet browsing, and the cool tapping of a brand new keyboard under his fingers.
Here is a bar chart to help clarify this (for all you visual minds out there):
Have a professional weekend everyone!
♫Lauren
Today’s Professional Quote of the Day mixes the world of the professional and the supernatural… this obviously creates a SUPERNATURAL PROFESSIONAL.
WOOOOO OOOOO OOOOOOOO.
But even a ghostly professional has to keep office hours.
His email would be professional@elboohoohoo.com, which is like the hotmail of the ghost world.
♫Lauren
Todays professional quote is more like a mission statement. A mission of professionalism, that is.
You better know about vectors, CC-ing, project managing and such when he gets to your town. And yes there will be a test*
*because he’s a professor too.
♫Lauren
The most treasured professional in the San Gabriel Valley wants to tell you a little bit about file sharing on the world wide webs:
He can have an ftp site for everyone. Seriously, just call him and ask.
♫Lauren
In this very pivotal PQOTHD Professional Eric wants to make sure that you create, send and respond to emails in the most precise and professional manner, because he wants to make sure this never ever happens to anyone… not even once:
So next time you send an email, make sure you check it enough to show that its clear… okay?
♫Lauren
There are some things in life that aren’t really surprises.
Todays Professional Quote of the Day (PQOTD, for those who like abbr.) is one of those… I’m-not-really-surprised-at-all kind of things:
P.S. This is probably why he has one of the fanciest personal projectors in the land.
♫Lauren
Today there will be no professional quote. There is another type of professional celebration happening.
29 luscious years ago, the world was given the most professional gift, a little baby that would soon become… PROFESSIONAL ERIC. Since then Eric has created numerous excel spread sheets, vector lines and inspired some very awesome Professional artwork.
Today he is spreading professional joy to the world, with his #1 lady friend:
Today create an Excel Spread Sheet in his honor.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIC.
♫Lauren
Viciously Sweet 