Sometimes Eric is worried that I am not quoting him correctly. And for some reason *cough, cough* he always makes his case about his professionalism, and how misquoting him is in direct opposition to that:
♫Lauren
(who promises never to misquote a professional ever again.)
I was having a problem with the content of an email this morning and I explained to the most professional one that I was having problems regarding a PDF. Then he bestowed upon me this glorious advice:
And since he is THE Professional One.. I would listen to his sage professional Advice.
♫LAUREN
(My name now is practically a PDF)
It was very unprofessional of me to miss a day of quoting Eric. But today you get this quote. Which is actually more like leading into a question, I dunno I heard him say this on the phone last week. I burst into my own private laughter upon hearing it:
So let’s get technical.
♫Lauren
Last business day of the week, let’s catch up with that professional wisdom:
This is basically like one of those “The More You Know Moments”
You may just remember this forever.
Just a little visual help
♫Lauren
REGARDING, ABOUT:
He’s so professional he can’t handle your subpar words.
♫Lauren
Yonadab had a most brilliant idea. Since we have Direct access to Professional Eric, we’re going to share his pearls of wisdom with the world. So here is a new edition to Viciously Sweet “Professional Quote of the Day”
Today’s professional quote:
He’s like the spiderman of the professional world.
♫Lauren
I am so tired of seeing all these internete memes without Eric being a part of them…
And since I can do anything I want…
Be prepared… anything you say will totally be used against you on this interwebs.;
♫Lauren
Viciously Sweet 