After an extensive amount of scientific testing the Cecelia, the provocative cactus is proven to be the most fascinating and titillating Cactaceae in the known universe. She is 24/7 provocative, as proven in her moonlit appearance below:
By the way this doodle was selected to be posted today by Professional Eric, doodle selector extraordinaire. Who has not given me professional knowledge today.
♫Lauren
I have been extra spicy lately. And by that I mean a little more bite your face off.
Now I only really notice this when I am at work and I think it could be for the following reasons:
1. I am suffering from “cubicle fever.” I honest to goodness feel the 8×8 yellow walls closing in on me…
2. It is quieter than mime hell in this office. And I’m not the only one here? What kind of frothy hell am I in?
3. The office penguin needs a fresh new hat. Pirate Penguins are so last season.
4. The temperature in the office is set on make Lauren into “Encino Man.” And I’m not really into Brendan Fraser.
5. I really want to see my new niece. She’s so fresh.
6. There is no “Mad Men” on TV. And it’s what I want, what I really really want.
7. The Beach boys do not enunciate their words in “Barbara Ann.” This is an absolute concern to me today.
8. I want to be dressed like Elvira, for all the rest of time. But no one can handle me being that provocative. Also I don’t think that hair will fit in my car.
9.The apple I brought to work today was supposed to be a “golden delicious,” and it was more of a “yellow mushy”… also it tasted only like wet.
10. I only remembered 175 countries out of the 198 countries in the world. Darn you Caribbean Islands, especially you Grenada. Because I totally forgot you existed.
I’m in serious need of a Photoshop break.
♫Lauren
Hey There Doodle Lovers,
I know that this website is usually a beacon of truth and cleanliness.
But now that Provocative Cactus is around she wants to push the envelope.
And now she’s now even wearing her cactus covers, but Tipper Gore found her before she could get online all uncensored:
Now that is a whole lotta cactus.
♫Lauren
Hi Everybody!
I was thinking about making a casual advice column on my blog.
Because I’m full or rad ideas.
So today I give you a very special kernel of advice which can work for anyone:
And if you don’t you’ll most likely die. Because you don’t know where your food has been, it could have been all butt to mouth, and you wouldn’t even know.
♫Lauren
I have been wearing white and black a lot lately so I thought of this little guy:
He thinks you smell like 2 butts.
♫Lauren
Sometimes rocks are stubborn.
Sometimes rocks are flaky.
And sometimes they are just plain bashful:
Meet, the Shy Rock:
You should have seen it, the first time it saw provocative cactus.
♫Lauren
Historically, Lauren’s aren’t into doing things that they don’t like even though they have a hard time saying no.
Much like Cyndi Lauper’s song about the ladies… this Lauren just wants to have fun:
So I’m going to go have fun… and more so, I’m done with not having fun when I want to appease others.
And well this historic Lauren can tell you the rest:
Lauren out.
♫Lauren
I am very much a big klutz, in a compact package.
I have been known to fall a lot…. a lot.
Lately though I feel like I have been extra blessed by the vertigo fairy:
wobble, wobble… *falls on face*
♫Lauren
I think Christine should tell people this… all the time:
It would make me laugh, super hard in the face.
Hope you are having a dip-tastic afternoon Christine!
♫Lauren
Viciously Sweet 