I sometimes think of the practicality of the song “Our House” by Madness.
it would be dangerous too.
♫lauren
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Jimmy’s Halloween Legacy
This edition of Jimmy doodles kicks us into the Halloween season!
Even though Jimmy’s house has been decorated since late August… this is Viciously Sweet’s parlay into the season.
Which is a totally rad season! And it is nothing without classic Halloween movies!!!! One of our favorites is “Carrie” which although has a terrifying Stephen King plot…. it’s kinda silly.
I mean pouring pig blood over a nerd with telekinesis… is not very nice (also this can be a very rare coincidence). But the real star of the movie is her mother who is both creepy & funny… oh the religious loonies.
enjoy Jimmy & “Carrie”:
Happy Halloween Time!
And remember in the words of Carrie’s mother “They’re all going to laugh at you”
♫lauren
Glee: the Fashion Club
It is incredibly obvious that I like “glee.”
Which has lured me with it’s “Bring it On” meets “Miss Guided” meets “Grease” plot…
Not just because the whole office is still singing “Single Ladies” or because I have been listening to Montell Jordan “This is How we do it” on repeat.
Nor is it because I want a button that says “gleek”
But because I cannot get enough of OCD(elicious) Emma Pillsbury played by the adorable Jayma Mays…
She’s the most adorable guidance counselor since… well, “Miss Guided’s” Ms. Perky… she is also in love with the Spanish teacher/Glee Coach Will.
hmm the parallels :)
But I digress
She really does.
And I adore her Mod-Preppy Chic-ness. It’s very “That Girl”.
She wears pretty much every color…
And she wears it well:
Green!
Purple!
Brown!
Yellow!
Her preppy adorable-ness makes her one of the hippest teachers at this Ohio High school. I could just imagine the immaculate closet of rainbow colors she must have! I wonder how many sweaters she owns????
and her lonely sweater is J-crew tastic…
I must also make this comment about her wicked cute accessories:
She may as well start her own Fashion Club… watch out Will:
But I know some people object to her cuteness due to her ulterior Will motives…So although she may have ♥’s for a married man most people can agree:
also…
Anyone want to go shopping for some cute clothes???
♫LAUREN
[ pictures of Jayma Mays come from: Jayma Mays Online]
Mr. Roger’s White House Connection
I must say that I don’t really care which way about President Obama talking to children…
the children will find out who he is eventually.
But the whole things reminds me of Mr. Rogers neighborhood. And I am really sad he didn’t make his speech dressed like Fred Rogers. Because cardigan sweaters put children to ease.
So do puppets… but I bet that silly Joe Biden didn’t want to be Mr McFeely.
Now let’s never speak of politics again.
♫LAUREN
Bob Saget & Underwear
There are many things in life I have never wanted to experience…
Post “Full House” Bob Saget… not being Danny Tanner while holding underwear is on the top of that list.
Be warned that further on this page this graphic image will be shown…
But first here’s an approved Bob Saget:
Here is an unapproved Bob Saget:
Don’t you agree?
keep some sag in your heart.
♫LAUREN
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The annoyance
I like when people enjoy my blogs. I don’t like when people spam my blogs.
I would like the world to know I am not interested in the following
1. gibberish- do not “kjofiwemeorj28347ls” me
2. Advertisements for weapons- I don’t need a machete, or sickle, or bow and arrow
3. People who push “21 Guns” as a good song
4. Anything about man parts… don’t have any of my own thanks
Thank you for your time.
♫LAUREN
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RIP John Hughes
I am so sad for the loss of John Hughes
I learned a lot of things in life from his movies including the following:
Jake Ryan is delicious
Always know who wears the pants in your family
Lying can be fun
he creeps me out… sorry Judd
stay away from bohunks
everyone loves John Cusak
The Donger is Awesome
Family Vacations may kill you
Yes, I do want Diane Sawyer limited edition earrings… Thank you Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
Chicago is where dreams come true
why not to use aftershave
and the love of vests
Thank you John Hughes, for all the wonderful things you have taught us… And all the wonderful movies that people will adore forever…the world will not be the same without you.
♫LAUREN
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Favorite things: Wild Omar
i’m sending this edition of favorite things as a shout out to Isabel.
she knows why.
Todays edition of favorite things is MOST DEFINITELY…. WILDOMAR
And here is all the reasons why it should be one of your favorites too!
1. For Wild Omar himself
2. For the love of Nature
3. Because they have civilization
4. For the California SUNSHINE
5. Because they have more than adobe’s. This house is like 3x the size of my house.
6. because they have birthday parties
7. They believe in magic
8. They celebrate California’s heritage:
9. They have wicked amounts of pipes:
10. They have cool rides:
Yay! California!
♫LAUREN
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Hot Dog: a Summer Mystery
Okay yeah I know this is a weird postie.
But here I will reveal some inner truths about myself. As most people know I’m an avid chicken fan, and fan of Dr. Pepper…
But I will tell you what I am not a fan of… a nasty summer treat we call… Hot Dogs. Sorry Oscar Mayer you may want to turn away.
Now, I don’t mind the occasional delicious hot dog. Seriously but I’m not going to munch away on anything that looks like this:
Seriously. And I totally like crispy burnt food. But not meat rods that had been severely toasted, never going to eat it.
And for easy reference on how much hot dogs gross me out… Isabel this is on par with sticky floors…
I don’t dislike every type of hot dog, for example I do share different feelings about corn dogs… ESPECIALLY WITH MUSTARD:
remember this at times when you barbeque… do you always have more hot dogs left over than hamburgers… there is a reason.
♫LAUREN
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