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Nuggets

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I had some chicken nuggets for lunch.

and it gave me enough energy to upload the mass amounts of photos of Eric, Jimmy… and even Isabel.

I think  I should be sponsored by chicken associations. Spread the word.

♫LAUREN

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Love on the High Seas w/ Clay

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The Love Boat is exciting and new!

Currently aboard the most delectable cruise that ever sailed is none other than Captain Clay Aiken and First Mate Isabel!

I heard that they are sailing of the coast of destiny and into the sunset… And for those who are bad with geography here is a map:

 

don’t rock the boat kiddos!

♫LAUREN

Wonders: Robert Smith

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Does anyone ever wonder about Robert Smith from the Cure??? Besides me? I find that when my mind wanders it usually ends at Robert Smiths hair.

Is anyone else noticing this resurgence of tendrils much like that of Mr. Smiths? I saw a girl at the mall who could have been his hair twin on Sunday.

I wanted to run to her and ask her about hair maintenance but realized she probably never combed her hair.. thus it’s appearance.

I also think I’m so interested in these specific locks because I have always associated the Cure with ultimate coolness, and realize in an architectural office… maybe Robert’s hair would not be so awesome.

No one would be able to see past my monitor, and i think things would get stuck in it. So alas his mighty style shall never be mine 

Also every morning when i wake my hair looks like this:

And since I’m not from New Jersey circa 1986… it’s just not my thing.

♫LAUREN

p.s. seriously how does Robert Smith do it???

does he have like a magic hairbrush???

How Much Do I Loathe thee?

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There is someone in Hollywood that hates me.

And the worst thing is I have never done anything to actually deserve it… this time.

My dear friend Caitlin (my worm loving amigo) has informed me of television blasphemy. A recreation of “10 things I hate about you”, as a TV show staring a forgettable and regrettable cast, which you can see on imdb.

I still like Julia Styles
I still like Julia Styles... and I feel unsure about this upbeat appearing teen

To Quote Chastity: I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?

I have a feeling this show is going to leave me whelmed. Not every thing in Hollywood should be recycled. Especially not one that had a solid cast and a witty and satirical view on teen motives and emotion. I also have a feeling in the show there will be no Letters to Cleo, or KD Lang references, as teens nowadays have no clue who they are… it’s okay though, they shouldn’t have to. BUT if there is a poster of My Chemical Romance on Kat’s wall… I have a feeling I shall perish.

And yes I know it was based loosely on The Taming of the Shrew. That doesn’t make this new adaptation hurt any less. For more explanations on my feelings read this.

And now that I have expressed my heartache, I have the following questions:

Where is Alison Janney and her coffee cup featuring a cat-Kat?

Shall Mr. Stratford know the 411 of how kid’s get jiggy?

Will Patrick still be accused of sleeping with a spice girl?

Oh and better yet, will Kat ever get to experience that trip to 7-11 on Broadway with Patrick?

On the TV show this could happen
On the TV show this could happen

 

Oh and to Jimmy the name of Kat’s BFF who is obsessed with William Shakespeare is Mandella, and she is incandescent.

And so I leave you with this thought:

Mandella: Have you seen him?
Kat Stratford: Who?
Mandella: William. He asked me to meet him here.
Kat Stratford: Oh Mandella, please tell me you haven’t progressed to full-on hallucinations.

♫LAUREN

p.s. let’s not talk about the remake of “Adventures in Babysitting” with Raven Simone and Miley Cyrus

The First Clay of Spring

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It’s a magical time of year in California… sunshine, smiles, and forbidden romance frolic in the streets here…

In a very closely related subject to the latter part of that statement, here is Isabel and Clay… California Style*

*note their birkenstocks… twinsies!!!!

♫LAUREN

Isabel and Clay: Origins

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Many people around the globe have been intrigued with the connection between Isabel and Clay Aiken. Many have asked how long has this “connection” been going on?

The answer may shock and amaze you, as we share with you this awesome exclusive content from Isabel’s childhood.

As you can see from the photograph below Isabel and Clay have know eachother for years… they’re admiration has since grown in trifold!

Here is a photo of them as young tender friends celebrating weird basket day…

What a TENDER GOOD TIME!!!

In fact Isabel’s own mother was not aware of the magnitude of dressing Isabel in this fine outfit. She just thought it was a clever catchphrase all the kids were into, she didn’t realize it was the start of an odd fascination that would stick with her first born forever.

Isabel and Clay a love that has lasted a lifetime… what a feel good story

♫LAUREN