Promises, Promises

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Eric said if he gets an apartment… I can do whatever I like. He gave this no limits, so yeah. Although he currently is not in the apartment, he is fully sold on the idea. So, I’m going to start preparing for the “anything.” But now I have a few questions…
Am I above the law?
Will anyone ever drink our large supply of SNAPPLE?
Should I use this new freedom to do evil with?
Or should I use this new privelige to help others?
I can do so much to make the people happy….
Well for the meantime, photoshopping him with Oprah is something everyone likes:

Oprah and Eric hugs are used as currency in several nations! Invest today! If you see Eric on the streets just hug him, or tickle him, taser him... Don't worry, I said its okay... and I can do whatever I like :)

♫Lauren (the currently limitless)

Things I did not do

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EXAMPLE #1: Actually get to watch “While you were sleeping”.
EXAMPLE #2: Eat fried chicken
WHICH EQUALS…
LAME.
I talked on the phone to Jimmy instead it went a lot like this:

Yes, this wasn't even an exageration... plus we talked about BULBOUS mandolins

♫Lauren

Things that I am going to do

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Today I kinda mental snapped. So no doodle today.Well I have one… it is just not to be revealed to the people. It involves me turning into Charlie Sheen. Which still may happen.

Tonight I started working on my future. So that is really exciting. Because I see a lot of things more like the Jetsons in my future… Also I see pizza in a cup… and Isabel having a child names “Manchild”. My future is awesome.
I’m going to watch a movie set in Chicago… preferably with Bill Pullman. Toodles.

♫Lauren

Happy Birthday Billy Corgan

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Today Jimmy told me that it’s Billy Corgan’s birthday. And since he is like my favorite tall, white pasty, and bald musician… I would love to celebrate it!

Despite all his rage he still will totally age.

♫Lauren

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UPDATE: FOR BILLY CORGAN’S BIRTHDAY I ATE FRIED CHICKEN AND WATCHED 30 ROCK. SUCCESSFUL EVENING!

The leprechaun

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Do you remember the leprechaun? Remember how weird freaky and scary he is?
I was really grateful that this clip of Garth from Wayne’s World 2 was online because I think of this every St. Patrick’s Day:

Where are you going to go? Ireland? Because I’m the leprechaun.
Side note: The Black Eyed Peas could make the previous statement into a Grammy winning song. No Lie.

Wizards are practically leprechauns

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Okay so there is not theme post today.. because eh. I’m just not feeling it today.
I wish I were free and about town, doing cool things that cool people do.
Maybe this little pope wizard can help me out:

I know it has a lot to do with the fact I have no idea what a wizard hat looks like... I'm not Charlie Sheen here....

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

♫Lauren