Isabel Stare-A-thon: the Curriculum

Do you ever worry about what children are being taught in school?

I was asking the neighborhood children what they learned about Isabel this month only to learn the school doesn’t teach the Isabel Stare-a-thon!

How can we have children become global citizens if schools aren’t even teaching about Isabel staring!

Tell all the schools in  your community: less math more Isabel.


Isabel Stare-A-Thon: Twilight

Hello pasty America.

The Isabel Stare-a-thon was all the buzz this year at Vamp Con 2009… and really vampires can be dangerous they can bring throngs of emo kids around you.

I just wanted to share a bit of information during this season: if you are Isabel be careful when you are in shadows… teen vampires think the Isabel Stare-a-Thon is totally suckalicious (‘sucky’ to Vampires is good).


Isabel Stare-a-thon: Presidential Stare

Besides major political things, Oprah and war etc.’s President Obama has many interests; such as butterflies, making wax statues, and staring at Isabel.

But since he is all the way at the White House it’s very hard for him to stare at Isabel. So he has put $400 billion dollars into a program that will track Isabel’s every move and send him crisp images of her 24/7.

Can you stare? Yes You can!


Isabel Stare-A-thon: Technological Staring

Are you one of those slick i-phone carriers?

Do you ever look at your i-phone and think it would be so much more useful if it for example… had an Isabel Stare-A-Thon 2009 app?

Well someone has finally made one*! And now you don’t have to throw your i-phone in the street for it’s lack of Isabel!

Interactive features are still being worked on.


*or maybe not