Oh dear Llama of truth,
Isabel has been captured in a John Mayer stare hold. This may be incredibly dangerous stares that can happen to a girl from the ages of 8-82. Especially if he has cu-…
oh Salamander of Justice, he has curly tendrils….
We may have to step in, and break this up.
This one is kind of a present for Isabel. I bet if Rivers Cuomo would really get his stare on if he saw some of the advertisements in the streets. Or the ones that have been crammed into his private mailbox, at his home…
Brandon Flowers the king of chapped lips. Likes to stare at Isabel really, really closely. Don’t turn behind you Isabel because he’s there…. Watching. He could even be disguised as that love sac in your living room.
After a long day of worrying about the entire world. The president likes to have a bit of a relax. Now you may ask yourself if you are the leader of the free world… and most jokes on the television are about you, how do you relax?
Yes you have it absolutely right. He has a CCTV feed of Isabel.
Now listen to hail to the chief and sing these lyrics: “Hail to the chief he’s the chief and he likes staring.”