My least favorite part of the SAT’s were by far the analogies, I always thought they were incredibly unuseful. As I do not commonly write or say things like;
raisins:goats ::
mayonaise: gorillas
But since I am commonly teased about my love for certain celebrities I have finally found an analogy that is correct.
Eric : Lea Michele::
Lauren : Jon Hamm
This is 100% true.
♫Lauren
I was thinking about Christine,and her dip selling ways and this is what happened:
♫Lauren
Just in case you were wondering what I’m thinking about when it appears I’m not really all there…
Show me, show me, show me:
♫Lauren
All this talk about google searching “Oprah and Eric” made me think… what has viciously sweet been missing in the new year?
Doodles? No.
Staring at Isabel? Of course, but that is only for Nov 20 -Dec 20 and Canadian Boxing Day
Eric and Oprah? Why yes, that is precisely what is missing.
And now it isn’t:
Don’t worry I would never post this on the walls* at Citrus College.
*more like handouts and flyers…
I’ve been creating streamlined versions of my doodle friends to use against my friends permission. When I got to Isabel I realized it was also vital to make her a rapper, just like real life:
So I present to you rap star Isabel (with the beat of “Ice Ice Baby” from Vanilla Ice)
*forgive my rap words… I don’t know as much about science as Isabel… or Bill Nye the Science guy.
♫Lauren
I got a doodle request to doodle a doodle of Amber, and here she is in all her doodle Glory:
I really can’t wait to doodle you with your cheese.
♫Lauren
Seriously, when you think something is going your way and then life throws in a M. Night Shyamalan twist in your face… it sucks.
Especially when most things don’t go your way anyways.
But, I will chill… because I have to. And if I talk I’m afraid I will sound like this:
That doesn’t sound as ominous as Compton… But, what can you do?
So Christine said a few days ago she was afraid of my doodling mood… well maybe she was right about this… because I was doodling her.
I really wonder if she knew this is what I was doodlin’?
♫Lauren
Sometime during lunch… the Office Air conditioning system passed away, leaving 3 hot and mildly uncomfortable office workers.
Office Air conditioner Summer 2010- Winter 2011.
You were going to get a nice touching eulogy because I was feeling really sweet. Then I remembered you do this to us all the time. And you are thusly unforgiven.
So now I am moving at a tepid tamale’s pace, and it blows.
♫Lauren
Viciously Sweet 