I have been wearing white and black a lot lately so I thought of this little guy:
He thinks you smell like 2 butts.
♫Lauren
2011
The easily embarrassed rock
Sometimes rocks are stubborn.
Sometimes rocks are flaky.
And sometimes they are just plain bashful:
Meet, the Shy Rock:
You should have seen it, the first time it saw provocative cactus.
♫Lauren
I’m just here for the fun
Historically, Lauren’s aren’t into doing things that they don’t like even though they have a hard time saying no.
Much like Cyndi Lauper’s song about the ladies… this Lauren just wants to have fun:
So I’m going to go have fun… and more so, I’m done with not having fun when I want to appease others.
And well this historic Lauren can tell you the rest:
Lauren out.
♫Lauren
Just a little bit wobbly
I am very much a big klutz, in a compact package.
I have been known to fall a lot…. a lot.
Lately though I feel like I have been extra blessed by the vertigo fairy:
wobble, wobble… *falls on face*
♫Lauren
Professional Quote of the Day: October 7th
Good Afternoon PQOTD fans!
Eric has basically been on a professional sabbatical since his return from the Houston, Texas which is affectionately called “Space City” by the people.
Because of this there has been a lack of professional quotes… Thank goodness for the countless historians who have a back catalog of professional moments.
With that introduction I bring you a classic Professional Eric quote that I believe had something to do with a personal AutoCAD error:
TECHNOLOGY:1
MAN:0
♫Lauren
Professional Quote of the Day: October 6th
Good Afternoon PQOTD’RS!
There has been a lot happening in the professional world in the last few days.
In our office while printing a floor plan, our beloved plotter took a turn for the worse. She is now in a technological induced coma (turned off.)
While brazenly trying to save her, professional Eric realized that she need’s a specialist. The specialist may have not used the most technical terms when describing Crystal’s problem… and that is when the PQOTD happened:
Future advice to all the professional enthusiasts: If you want to talk to Professional Eric, you must get technical with him.
♫Lauren
Christine will school your soul
I think Christine should tell people this… all the time:
It would make me laugh, super hard in the face.
Hope you are having a dip-tastic afternoon Christine!
♫Lauren
Professional Quote of the Day: October 5th
Today’s PQOTD came in just under the wire. This little nugget of joy was created on a phone conversation like 10 minutes ago…
Sometimes speed is important to the life of a professional, as demonstrated in the quote below:
Basically, upload speed fast-ness is like the Indianapolis 500 to a professional. And professionals have a need for speed.
And not like a Charlie Sheen need for speed, if you know what I mean.
♫lauren
Provocative Cactus in Practice
I was drawing a detail today and this is what happened to it:
What a provocative detail.
I hope my boss doesn’t want this paper back.
♫Lauren
Viciously Sweet 