2011

Professional Quote of the Day: October 4th

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The True Professional is back in town.
He swept in at promptly 8 am to make his professional work week debut this morning in rainy (and rainbow-y SGV)
Today’s Professional Quote of the day is one from the PQOTD Archives that has yet to be released
until
right
now:

A quick and helpful note: some people’s Journey gets stuck on “Don’t Stop Believing”
But there are a lot of other great Journey songs… like “Open Arms”, “Lights”, “Wheel in the Sky…” or my sister’s favorite “Oh, Sherry.”
As for me and Cecelia, we like “Lovin, Touchin, Squeezin”… its more provocative.
♫Lauren

That is one Provocative Cactus

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In a series of stories that intersected like mad yesterday. The Dab and I came up with a brilliant new character in my doodle universe…

Yes, a cactus that is far more provocative than any other cacti. Picture it, she has beautiful long luscious eyelashes, succulent red lips (oh the pun), and well for lack of a better term the most provocative cactus-wear you have ever laid your eyes on:

Simply stunning, am I right?

Also, I imagine her living with me in my Pee Wee’s Playhouse kind of world… where ever she shows up she gets everyone’s attention:

Oh Cecelia, you are too provocative for your own good.

Have a nice weekend people.

♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the day: September 30th

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Hey Professional Enthusiasts!
Eric is still miles away from his cubicle, and its that time of the day. While looking through the professional quote gallery I have stored on my computer, something strange happened.

In a shocking turn of events todays’ PQOTD got hijacked… by a Professional Substitute, who like the runner-up in the Miss Professional Pageant is glad to fill in for the most quoted Professional in town:

OMG. It’s me. I’m like the “Sweet and Low” to Eric’s sugar. No wonder old ladies like me so much…
Also, this was so the Dab’s idea…
I can’t believe I did this.

♫Lauren

The Luckiest of Ducks

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I am super Über grateful for the really great friends I have.

I am sometimes really moody, a little too giggly, and overall too bedazzled and confused about basically everything I do. Most times I am composed, but sometimes I break into tiny dorito like pieces (because I’m made of cool ranch.) And then my friends tell me that everything is going to be all right, and to take it like a Lauren.

I am Lauren F*ing Hollaway after all :)

Thanks again girlies!

♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 28th

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Today’s Professional Quote of the day is as simple and straightforward as it gets:

This includes (but not limited to) the following situations:

-The Printer needing ink

-The appropriate time for a tuxedo

-The email addresses of any clients

-Making personal excel spreadsheets for future budgets

-When the appropriate time to sync your phone

-When someone is exploding a block in autocad

This only counts as one making fun point, right?
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 27th

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Today’s professional quote of the day has a lot to do with all the action in the office today… laser measuring.

Some may think oh measuring with lasers, cool. But to a professional it means so much more. Now he can measure things he never dreamt he could. (Is there any doubt that he has previously spent nights of slumber dreaming of measuring? Is there also any other doubt that he has dreams of lasers?) Combining lasers and measuring is nearly too exciting for a professional.

Now he wants to make the measuring more accurate than the level on the laser…. on to the PQOTD:

In his professional defense, he has actually been angling for an office tripod for a long time.
♫Lauren

Wishing my days were swankier

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I’m a big fan of that 1960’s look
Big hair, Big cars, men looking real nice in their suits:

(This was a nice way to use a Picture of Jon Hamm… who is the most hammsome guy in America, that joke is never old)
And women wore bad ass clothes… every day!

I wish I had a team of stylists to help a girl out. Stylists make Jessica Simpson look like she bathes for crying out loud. Think of what they could do for the already clean.

Onto Banana Republic to get those Leopard shoes!
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 26th

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OMG. Professional Enthusiasts, the wait is over.
My vacacion to Washington D.C is past, and now it is time to get PROFESSIONAL!!!!!!!!!!!

Today’s PQOTD was collected by the Dab whilst I was in the city hanging out with Mimia (my awesome new nickname for our First Lady)

Because I wasn’t here, and cannot assume* what was happening in the office when this was said I present to you this Professional quote, about professional friendships:

True Story: It takes 4-6 weeks after filling out his friendship application and background check for you to find out if you qualify for professional friendship.

♫Lauren

*Assumption is not allowed for PQOTD, as per my professional verbal agreement with said Professional Eric.