Oprah’s constant words of hope and change were once soothing to Eric. But sudden surprises of Obama were too much to bare…the chick flicks, hte loofas, and especially when Obama started eating the fries off of Eric’s plate at dinner… a step too far.

He knew he needed space… As Eric ran screaming from the London Eye where Obama and Oprah were sharing a bag roasted almonds. He ran into the arms of the ladies and by ladies we mean… Britain’s hot mess Amy Winehouse.

Oprah was left brokenhearted, with only her magazine and her money to console her.

♫LAUREN

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