It is a well known fact that Christine likes her men old, and wrinkly. (Ahem, Dave Foley and Alex Trebek) But Christine’s search for the affections of the elderly have gotten her into trouble a few times… (not just that time at Coco’s early bird buffet.)

 There was once a moment where Christine could have ripped a family man from his den of iniquity. Yes, that is correct… she once had stolen the affection of acclaimed actor Brad Pitt. He showered her in pizookies and BJ’s paraphernalia, he took her to London (she totally lied about going to school,) they danced the night away on private Margarita Mondays… and then one day she realized that if he left Angelina he would show up with boatload of kids to her apartment… an actual BOATLOAD and Claremont is no where near the water!!

She knew their love could no longer thrive as it once had…

♫LAUREN

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTINE & ISABEL!!!