He’s Got Legs

And he knows how to use them.

I’ve been warning Jimmy about the ballet.

I severly doubt that he will enjoy this as much as he appears to in this picture.

But I think he will like his new title as Jimmy “Lord of the Dance,” or hopefully the ladies will.

♫LAUREN

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Elder Lovin’

It has been known for quite some time that Christine has had a penchant for the elderly. She was the only girl at St. Lucy’s with a pin-up of Dave Foley… if you know what I mean.

It was only recently that we found out the true scope of her old man passions…

The truth is more than mildy horrifying.

♫LAUREN