Let’s talk about ‘Ships

There isn’t a thing that can slow this blog down. No meanies, beanies, weenies (note:not Christine of course!), or anything in betweenies. So I am going to Beyonce snap this into a doodle… *snap*

I think this doodle is appropriate for the following reasons:

1. I like the Science of Sleep which this post is a personal aside to,


2. I like general nautical adventures, much like Gob from Arrested development (especially with the hot cops):

It's magic!

3. Because of this post about a man whose girlfriend is not as pretty as a man in drag….
Sadly I know girls who aren't that pretty, inside or out.

4. I am in a surprisingly good mood today considering I was crying in the bathroom at work yesterday.
I looked just like this... except for in an orange bathroom.

5. Because Charlie Sheen is winning in my heart.

And that is all. Love and Lollipops to all of y’all.
♫Lauren