Rumors

June 11, 2009 | Viciously Sweet

Clay and Isabel are disgusted by the photo shown here yesterday… which apparently shows Clay’s evil twin cousin Yalc with actress Isabel Lucas.

We should have never doubted Clay who is currently in Prague with Isabel… prague-ing it up. I heard they were discussing the city layouts of Camillo Sitte….

Isabel did have this to say about Yalc “if you ever mess with my happiness I will put a Sicillian curse on you that will be like hell on earth!”

Sorry we ever doubted you Clay… but we must keep our eyes wary for Yalc..

♫LAUREN

Get your Sitte on

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The Franchise

June 11, 2009June 11, 2009 | Viciously Sweet

If this website had merchandise it would look a lot like this:

would anyone like one???

♫LAUREN

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Wandering Eyes

June 10, 2009 | Viciously Sweet

This may come as a shock especially after the John and Kate cheating accusations… Does Clay have eyes for another Isabel???

In this photo given by Eric’s camp… you can see Clay with Australian actress Isabel Lucas. The shock and the dissapointment are nearly endless.

Just because she had finals gives you no excuse Clay

♫LAUREN

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You Can’t Curry Love

June 9, 2009June 9, 2009 | Viciously Sweet

You Just have to wait.

Isabel and Clay are on the Tour of Love 2009.

They have reached a new destination, India. As Oprah sheds tears of butter near the tower of London. Clay and Isabel are getting spicy skipping out of New Delhi and heading south to see one of the true monuments of LOVE… the Taj Mahal.

Isabel had only this to say “That’s disgusting. And besides, if a woman really loves a man, she doesn’t care if an alligator bites off his face”.

Happy Tuesday!

♫LAUREN

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American Eric In Paris

June 4, 2009June 4, 2009 | Viciously Sweet

In a shocking twist it turns out that Eric was also in Paris at the same time as Clay and Isabel…

After an short and uneventful affair with Lindsay Lohan… Eric has found new and everlasting love with Oprah Winfrey.

To quote Eric “[Lindsay] is too small boned for me”. Well Eric it seems like you have now struck the mother load of ladies with plenty of bone… and chunkies. And as it turns out they both love syrup.

And when she pointed at him and shouted “You get a trip to Paris,” Eric knew she felt the same way.

To make the battle even more Epic it appears they were looking down at Clay and Isabel eating, literally through a telescope. Which is kind of weird… But C’est la vie.

When asked about Oprah, Eric could only say “Honestly, I am so full of your love right now, I literally could not take another drop.”

♫LAUREN

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So Happy Together

June 4, 2009 | Viciously Sweet

So how is the Weather?

In the Happiness Forecast of Isabel and Clay I would say it’s pretty awesome. They are so enamored by their own good times they have not a moment to think about Eric and the ladies.

Mr. Aiken and Isabel were spotted having a romantic and heavily fruited meal near the Eiffel Tower. Isabel was reported to have said after her meal, “I love this moment so much I would cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of tiny, little moments.”

Damn that’s happy. Eric I do believe Isabel has brought it… and all “Walking on Sunshine Style.”

♫LAUREN

Take it to the Chorus w/ Clay

June 3, 2009 | Viciously Sweet

Isabel and Clay are trying to make a comeback…

They say there is too much Eric up in their space… and too many ladies. (Which Clay can totally understand.)

So today Clay and Isabel took time our of their hectic lives to release this statement …”Boy, I hope that guy’s not planning to kill her and eat her,” but it may not have been about this topic, unless they were thinking about Eric’s syrup problem.

Defending their title of Viciously Sweet’s couple of the year is getting tight since we heard that Lindsay is upping her anty. And may exclusively be back to the gents.

♫LAUREN

proving all is fair in love and war

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It’s too late to Apologize… Isabel

June 1, 2009 | Viciously Sweet

Isabel has some studying to do, in fact she has so much learning going on she forgets about the things she promises:

That means she may not show up to that weird Canadian Awards show with you Clay Aiken. However she will make you a batch of kool-aid you can drink out of a test-tube… she has extra test tubes.

She will also play the song “Apologize” on the mandolin for you… after she finishes her mandolin lesson.

Happy Monday!

♫LAUREN

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Isabel and Clay: the Future

May 21, 2009May 21, 2009 | Viciously Sweet

Do you ever wonder what the future will bring to you??

A pony? A car? Children? A monster truck?

How about LOVE?

Now as you may know Isabel is currently in school but sometimes she daydreams about her future… and so in honor of Summer Loving which is just around the corner i give you one of Isabel’s daydreams.

While Isabel and Clay Aiken have been a hot internet item since he may his music debut on American Idol, as seen through many photos on this site Isabel has always wanted more.