Isabel STARE-A-THON 2008 ENDS

 

The ending of the STARE-A-thon 2008 ® brings sadness to the world of viciously sweet.. but it shall come again next year. Recent knowledge has told us that she has been spotted with Clay Aiken, and the photos of their reunion are emerging… we will of course keep you posted. Until then remember all the times you have stared at Isabel in the last month, keep the good times in your heart.

Isabel is Missing: the Conclusion

As you can see no one has updated in a while. I found Isabel hiding in a bush outside of the Retarded Children’s Thrift Store in Ventura about three weeks ago crying for the loss of Clay Aiken as well as River Cuomo’s hair.

All is well in the world again.

Although Isabel has found a new mission in life… how to find a home for unused and unneeded hair accessories. Her first object for adoption is located below:

xx LAUREN

Missing: 1 Isabel

It seems that there is a disturbing correlation with some media events, and a certain Isabel.

After being accused of shunning Clay Aiken’s love for so long he gave up on women, Isabel has entered a reclusive state leaving all to wonder about her whereabouts.

HERE IS THE LAST SEEN PHOTO OF ISABEL:

THEY WERE SO HAPPY TOGETHER… BUT IT IS OKAY ISABEL, TIME CAN MEND A BROKEN HEART

 – -LAUREN