In this post Kardashian world we live in, sometimes a girl like me has problems using search engines and apparently now youtube. I innocently typed in “the smiths” and pressed enter instead of getting this:
I got this:
Seriously internet?
And the next time I google “Paintings of Ponies” am I going to get Kim and her sisters? Come on you know they look a little Horsey Sauce.
♫Lauren
Sometimes I have incredible yet very credible rage. I usually doodle it out because no one likes a pissy Lauren (especially The Dab, I think this is his #7 fear.) And, also sometimes I wish Reginald Stabby was real so he could deal with my problems:
Be careful I hear he has some cutting words for you.
♫Lauren
I have been extra spicy lately. And by that I mean a little more bite your face off.
Now I only really notice this when I am at work and I think it could be for the following reasons:
1. I am suffering from “cubicle fever.” I honest to goodness feel the 8×8 yellow walls closing in on me…
2. It is quieter than mime hell in this office. And I’m not the only one here? What kind of frothy hell am I in?
3. The office penguin needs a fresh new hat. Pirate Penguins are so last season.
4. The temperature in the office is set on make Lauren into “Encino Man.” And I’m not really into Brendan Fraser.
5. I really want to see my new niece. She’s so fresh.
6. There is no “Mad Men” on TV. And it’s what I want, what I really really want.
7. The Beach boys do not enunciate their words in “Barbara Ann.” This is an absolute concern to me today.
8. I want to be dressed like Elvira, for all the rest of time. But no one can handle me being that provocative. Also I don’t think that hair will fit in my car.
9.The apple I brought to work today was supposed to be a “golden delicious,” and it was more of a “yellow mushy”… also it tasted only like wet.
10. I only remembered 175 countries out of the 198 countries in the world. Darn you Caribbean Islands, especially you Grenada. Because I totally forgot you existed.
I’m in serious need of a Photoshop break.
♫Lauren
I am very much a big klutz, in a compact package.
I have been known to fall a lot…. a lot.
Lately though I feel like I have been extra blessed by the vertigo fairy:
wobble, wobble… *falls on face*
♫Lauren
In a series of stories that intersected like mad yesterday. The Dab and I came up with a brilliant new character in my doodle universe…
Yes, a cactus that is far more provocative than any other cacti. Picture it, she has beautiful long luscious eyelashes, succulent red lips (oh the pun), and well for lack of a better term the most provocative cactus-wear you have ever laid your eyes on:
Simply stunning, am I right?
Also, I imagine her living with me in my Pee Wee’s Playhouse kind of world… where ever she shows up she gets everyone’s attention:
Oh Cecelia, you are too provocative for your own good.
Have a nice weekend people.
♫Lauren
I’m a big fan of that 1960’s look
Big hair, Big cars, men looking real nice in their suits:
(This was a nice way to use a Picture of Jon Hamm… who is the most hammsome guy in America, that joke is never old)
And women wore bad ass clothes… every day!
I wish I had a team of stylists to help a girl out. Stylists make Jessica Simpson look like she bathes for crying out loud. Think of what they could do for the already clean.
Onto Banana Republic to get those Leopard shoes!
♫Lauren
Christine is an avid fan of noodles.
But how can you combine noodles with a night devoted to meat.
There shall be no GLUTEN on meat night!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is for Gluten Thursdays!
♫Lauren
To try to make an excuse for my recent lack of beautiful and delicious vocabulary words as of late, I’m going to be honest I have been trying to memorize vocabulary words for my Architectural exams…
Also an apology for me forgetting like every word yesterday to Angel and Christine who were kind, as well as “naturally disappointed”
This is quickly devastating my thoughts and transforming me into a creature who can only talk about ferrous metals and the coefficient of thermal expansion.
But I digress, lets get on to a doodle… oh dear heavenly farfisa its gotten to the doodles:
I am architecturally scarred.
♫Lauren
I wish my dreams were more like this:
♫Lauren
Viciously Sweet 