Le Stink!

October 12, 2011October 11, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

I have been wearing white and black a lot lately so I thought of this little guy:

He thinks you smell like 2 butts.

♫Lauren

The easily embarrassed rock

October 11, 2011November 11, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

Sometimes rocks are stubborn.
Sometimes rocks are flaky.
And sometimes they are just plain bashful:
Meet, the Shy Rock:

You should have seen it, the first time it saw provocative cactus.

♫Lauren

I’m just here for the fun

October 10, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

Historically, Lauren’s aren’t into doing things that they don’t like even though they have a hard time saying no.

Much like Cyndi Lauper’s song about the ladies… this Lauren just wants to have fun:

So I’m going to go have fun… and more so, I’m done with not having fun when I want to appease others.

And well this historic Lauren can tell you the rest:

Lauren out.
♫Lauren

Just a little bit wobbly

October 7, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

I am very much a big klutz, in a compact package.
I have been known to fall a lot…. a lot.

Lately though I feel like I have been extra blessed by the vertigo fairy:

wobble, wobble… *falls on face*

♫Lauren

Christine will school your soul

October 5, 2011November 11, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

I think Christine should tell people this… all the time:

It would make me laugh, super hard in the face.
Hope you are having a dip-tastic afternoon Christine!
♫Lauren

Provocative Cactus in Practice

October 4, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

I was drawing a detail today and this is what happened to it:

What a provocative detail.
I hope my boss doesn’t want this paper back.
♫Lauren

That is one Provocative Cactus

September 30, 2011September 30, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

In a series of stories that intersected like mad yesterday. The Dab and I came up with a brilliant new character in my doodle universe…

Yes, a cactus that is far more provocative than any other cacti. Picture it, she has beautiful long luscious eyelashes, succulent red lips (oh the pun), and well for lack of a better term the most provocative cactus-wear you have ever laid your eyes on:

Simply stunning, am I right?

Also, I imagine her living with me in my Pee Wee’s Playhouse kind of world… where ever she shows up she gets everyone’s attention:

Oh Cecelia, you are too provocative for your own good.

Have a nice weekend people.

♫Lauren

The Luckiest of Ducks

September 29, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

I am super Über grateful for the really great friends I have.

I am sometimes really moody, a little too giggly, and overall too bedazzled and confused about basically everything I do. Most times I am composed, but sometimes I break into tiny dorito like pieces (because I’m made of cool ranch.) And then my friends tell me that everything is going to be all right, and to take it like a Lauren.