Hey There Doodle Lovers,
I know that this website is usually a beacon of truth and cleanliness.
But now that Provocative Cactus is around she wants to push the envelope.
And now she’s now even wearing her cactus covers, but Tipper Gore found her before she could get online all uncensored:
Now that is a whole lotta cactus.
♫Lauren
Hi Everybody!
I was thinking about making a casual advice column on my blog.
Because I’m full or rad ideas.
So today I give you a very special kernel of advice which can work for anyone:
And if you don’t you’ll most likely die. Because you don’t know where your food has been, it could have been all butt to mouth, and you wouldn’t even know.
♫Lauren
I have been wearing white and black a lot lately so I thought of this little guy:
He thinks you smell like 2 butts.
♫Lauren
Sometimes rocks are stubborn.
Sometimes rocks are flaky.
And sometimes they are just plain bashful:
Meet, the Shy Rock:
You should have seen it, the first time it saw provocative cactus.
♫Lauren
Historically, Lauren’s aren’t into doing things that they don’t like even though they have a hard time saying no.
Much like Cyndi Lauper’s song about the ladies… this Lauren just wants to have fun:
So I’m going to go have fun… and more so, I’m done with not having fun when I want to appease others.
And well this historic Lauren can tell you the rest:
Lauren out.
♫Lauren
I am very much a big klutz, in a compact package.
I have been known to fall a lot…. a lot.
Lately though I feel like I have been extra blessed by the vertigo fairy:
wobble, wobble… *falls on face*
♫Lauren
I think Christine should tell people this… all the time:
It would make me laugh, super hard in the face.
Hope you are having a dip-tastic afternoon Christine!
♫Lauren
I was drawing a detail today and this is what happened to it:
What a provocative detail.
I hope my boss doesn’t want this paper back.
♫Lauren
In a series of stories that intersected like mad yesterday. The Dab and I came up with a brilliant new character in my doodle universe…
Yes, a cactus that is far more provocative than any other cacti. Picture it, she has beautiful long luscious eyelashes, succulent red lips (oh the pun), and well for lack of a better term the most provocative cactus-wear you have ever laid your eyes on:
Simply stunning, am I right?
Also, I imagine her living with me in my Pee Wee’s Playhouse kind of world… where ever she shows up she gets everyone’s attention:
Oh Cecelia, you are too provocative for your own good.
Have a nice weekend people.
♫Lauren
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