I am super Über grateful for the really great friends I have.
I am sometimes really moody, a little too giggly, and overall too bedazzled and confused about basically everything I do. Most times I am composed, but sometimes I break into tiny dorito like pieces (because I’m made of cool ranch.) And then my friends tell me that everything is going to be all right, and to take it like a Lauren.
I am Lauren F*ing Hollaway after all :)
Thanks again girlies!
♫Lauren
This doodle goes out to Isabel.
Who is a really awesome friend, avid llama enthusiast, truest love of Clay Aiken, and well the doodle says the rest:
Thanks Isabel.
♫Lauren
I’m a big fan of that 1960’s look
Big hair, Big cars, men looking real nice in their suits:
(This was a nice way to use a Picture of Jon Hamm… who is the most hammsome guy in America, that joke is never old)
And women wore bad ass clothes… every day!
I wish I had a team of stylists to help a girl out. Stylists make Jessica Simpson look like she bathes for crying out loud. Think of what they could do for the already clean.
Onto Banana Republic to get those Leopard shoes!
♫Lauren
Have you seen this Jimmy?
I think he’s in Sylmar.
Try to set out a replica of a George Washington Smith house as a decoy… he’ll take the bait.
♫Lauren
Okay, so I’m pretty sure I need to do something besides study because now my doodles are even nerding me out:
I’m going to go not study right now.
♫Lauren
The dawn always comes even after a meat night:
I’m a survivor!
Tell Beyonce.
…Christine was last seen running down the streets at dawn sobbing for the loss of meat night…
♫Lauren
Christine is an avid fan of noodles.
But how can you combine noodles with a night devoted to meat.
There shall be no GLUTEN on meat night!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is for Gluten Thursdays!
♫Lauren
Sometimes you have ideas and they are just okay.
Sometimes you have ideas that are slap a stranger in the face, great!
Meat Night is the latter. A whole night dedicated to meat, a night that only dawn can stop. Christine and I are this excited about it!
And you know who is the dream MC of this event would be? Jon Hamm.
♫Lauren
So Amber sometimes gets really mad.
This usually coincides with one or more circumstances
1. She’s being harassed by staples (the store, not the paper binding object)
2. She is angry at some professional entity (see Professional Eric)
3. She just lost that monopoly card game
This is the results:
CRAZY. AS . HECTERINES. (WHICH IS A NECTARINE FROM HELL)
♫Lauren
Viciously Sweet 