Okay now that Eric is officially a Professor of vector line formations, I can post this without it being false as hell.

♫Lauren
Okay now that Eric is officially a Professor of vector line formations, I can post this without it being false as hell.

♫Lauren
I need a break, and this should take about 15 minutes. I am sitting about work kind of mentally numb, and I just had a brilliant idea!
I think I should have an open house of my cubicle for the internets… So lets start!
Here is my beloved Office Penguin… his name is Mr. Office Penguin, I have taken him all over the city of Los Angeles. He has since become a land locked pirate. Also there is my quote a day 30 Rock calender brought to me from New York, and wrestled out of the hands of an NBC Page (or maybe just purchased at the NBC experience store):

Here is an upclose of my shot glass collection. It holds Elliott Pierre the monkey (which I believe originates as a gift from Christine), and the x-acto blade I try not to injure myself with:

Now let’s have a look at my view, beyond the clouds is… the Dab:
This is my wall of silliness which every adult should have:

Here is an upclose of a photoshop Eric did of me and a doodle from Ariana (I like when people make me stuff):

Here is the proof I went to school for Architecture, This is a model from my thesis… which found its way in the office and has never left. And of course my diploma… aww the Wood.

Here is a doodle I’m working on:

and here is me, with my favorite artistic medium… le sharpie, yep mine is french… actually I call him Marky Mark:

That is pretty much it I have to get back to work, try to finish this drawing, and listen to the Scissor Sisters… Have a nice weekend.
♫Lauren
My least favorite part of the SAT’s were by far the analogies, I always thought they were incredibly unuseful. As I do not commonly write or say things like;
raisins:goats ::
mayonaise: gorillas
But since I am commonly teased about my love for certain celebrities I have finally found an analogy that is correct.
Eric : Lea Michele::
Lauren : Jon Hamm
This is 100% true.

♫Lauren
All this talk about google searching “Oprah and Eric” made me think… what has viciously sweet been missing in the new year?
Doodles? No.
Staring at Isabel? Of course, but that is only for Nov 20 -Dec 20 and Canadian Boxing Day
Eric and Oprah? Why yes, that is precisely what is missing.
And now it isn’t:

Don’t worry I would never post this on the walls* at Citrus College.
*more like handouts and flyers…
Eric got a package delivered to work today from Cowboy Studios… where Cowboys study…. cow things.
I’m sure he knew this was coming:

Right now Eric is probably wishing that I didn’t post his cowboy yearbook photo online… but is simultaneously excited that this photoshop does not involve ladies….
♫Lauren
Eric can’t wait for summer. And not because he longs for flip flops…
But, because winter ladies aren’t at the beach.

♫Lauren
I give this to you internet:

And this isn’t Eric…. its Cire.
♫Lauren
I proudly present to you this image from the Professional Convention 2010 or as it’s followers call it, Pro-Con 2010. Where our friend professional Eric brought home the prize of the year

♫Lauren
Apparently Eric has begun to miss his Oprah adventures, and told me to photoshop him and her together:

But he (never) asked me to morph their baby… I did that as a bonus.

I name her Opric.
♫Lauren