New Year New Eric

Eric is changing this year.

He’s sworn off ladies and jumped into a new Eric marathon….

Eric and technology!!!!!!

So get your iphones charged and your LEDs all glossy for this:

Note to Eric: this should be put on your facebook.

♫lauren

Ladyless fun with Eric

Eric is really excited about his first post of the year!

This photo was put through a rigorous test and was stamped with the Caitlin seal of approval.

It seems that after his tumultuous relationship with Oprah was made ever so public… Eric has resorted to lady free times:

Lady free times that involve riding donkey’s away from ladies.

 

♫LAUREN

Isabel Stare-A-thon: Laser stare with Eric

What is more professional than a laser pointer at a presentation?

If you said a laser stare during the Isabel Stare-A-thon you were right!

In this historic event where the people I torture (my friends) meet, you can get such an experience. Here is Eric (of the professional Ladies action) with Isabel (of Clay Aiken Fame) during this joyous time on the year:

Set all lasers to stare!

♫lauren

Eric’s Request

Eric says I use my photoshopping for evil, and have never photoshopped him with Beyonce.

I tried to think… how can I keep humor in this request?

Whooomp here it is

technically this is what was asked for…

♫LAUREN

Celebrate Viciously Sweet’s New Edition

Okay so it isn’t often that Viciously Sweet grows in membership, mostly because it’s not like the Mickey Mouse Club.

But now there is a man in Viciously Sweet, and that man is a true professional.

Yes, Eric.

To celebrate he did this:

and he did it well.

He’s also celebrating his new biography. All of which you can read here:

Besides being the most treasured professional in all of the San Gabriel Valley; Eric is also a huge fan of musicals, Disney and anything “Savage Garden”. He believes the most influential television character since the creation of television is Sesame Street’s Cookie Monster and Jimmy Kimmel. Eric was blessed with the uncanny ability to perform the entire soundtrack of “Beauty and the Beast” by himself. Eric discovered that he became viciously sweet after an incident that involved a bottle of tapatio, Lady Gaga, The Men’s foundation, and the song “Poison” by Bel Biv Devoe. He is the only person in history to own every “Now that’s What I call Music” and Hanson album… Mmm  bop? Eric has also been reported to be the most sincere love of talk show giant Oprah Winfrey.

 niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

♫lauren

Hug A Professional Man

It’s been too long since there has been an Eric & the Ladies Update.

So I bring it to you on a very special day:

Hug a Professional Day!

And since Eric is the most valued Professional in Southern California he can barely function today, as every lady in the tri-city area wants to hug him…


Go out and hug a fireman, milkman, stock acessor, or goat herder and celebrate this magical day… or wait in the 1.8 mile line & hug Eric.

♫lauren

Ring Around the Ladies..

It is reported that Oprah & Eric are on the rocks again…

Today Eric was spotted on a tarmak with a guest.

After many questions about why he was on a tarmak & not at work there was a stunning revelation. Who exatcly is this lady with sassy braids? There are no reports to who the lady is, but 73% of people believe it is not Oprah.

Oprah later responded to Eric & his lady crazy ways…

word.

♫lauren