Eric is on cloud 9, because of all the beach ladies… and what makes these ladies better than regular beach ladies is the interpretive dance.
Boy does he love summer.
♫LAUREN
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The Hayworth
Eric likes ladies throughout all of the times… he doesn’t discriminate.
Here he is in Monte Carlo at about -30 years old with Rita Hayworth.
I am so happy that Eric informed me of all the picture I have not previously posted. I know he’s going to enjoy this one. Also that chair behind them is totally sweet, and I want it for the backyard I do not have.
♫LAUREN
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The Gentleman
Sometimes there are no words for certain pictures.
This may be one of those moments.
♫LAUREN
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The Sleep Attack
Now there is more to worry about at 3pm when your blood sugar is low… can Emerald Nuts save you from the Sleep Attack????? The Answer is, no.
That is right ladies, if you are not on your guard… Eric may strike with all his lady capturing charm.
Next thing you know you’re at Casa Bonita being serenaded by a mariachi. And the next day being sent harassing messages from Oprah.
This has been a public service announcement from the Ladies who Nap Bureau.
♫LAUREN
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Beach Ladies
Nothing says summer in California like the beach.
And the beach is always covered in the ladies…
so that means that the beach always has an Eric… right????
this is so not professional.
♫LAUREN
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Casa Bonita
Eric said that this weekend he’s going camping with his prayer group.
This can only mean one thing he’s going to Casa Bonita… in Denver, Colorado. To live out his dreams as Cartman… But he’s not going alone:
At least bring me and Dab back some burritos.
♫LAUREN
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Professional Attire Only
If you like style you’ll love professional Eric Ties!!!!
get yours TODAY!!!
♫LAUREN
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The Sneak Attack
Ladies Beware!
Eric can approach at any minute… because he’s wicked stealthy. Which he totally learned from Halo.
Then he might play poker with you or take you across the street (even if you don’t want to go there!) Beware of Sneaky Eric’s they’re just as tricky as hitchhiking ghosts
This was a Paid advertisement from the League of Ladies.
♫LAUREN
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Oh my…The Scandal
How can anyone believe all is well in the world of Eric and Oprah when photos keep showing up of Eric and all the ladies???
We don’t believe she lost her balance and you were helping her up, and we also don’t believe she lost her contact and you were just helping her optical hapiness …
I mean come on you guys are matching… and dancing the mash potato. I think all this not eating is getting to him. And this trendy Oprah inspired diet… may be driving him mad…
♫LAUREN
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Viciously Sweet 