Professional Quote of the Day: Aug 5th

August 5, 2011August 8, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

It’s Friday! Friday! You better be professional on Friday!

On this the end of the Professional Week I present to your eyes and brains this very professional opinion about the world prior to the world-wide webs:

Basically Eric’s life didn’t begin until there was the promise of email, the freedom of internet browsing, and the cool tapping of a brand new keyboard under his fingers.

Here is a bar chart to help clarify this (for all you visual minds out there):

Have a professional weekend everyone!
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: Aug 4th

August 4, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

Today’s Professional Quote of the Day mixes the world of the professional and the supernatural… this obviously creates a SUPERNATURAL PROFESSIONAL.
WOOOOO OOOOO OOOOOOOO.

But even a ghostly professional has to keep office hours.

His email would be professional@elboohoohoo.com, which is like the hotmail of the ghost world.

♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: Aug 3rd

August 3, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

Todays professional quote is more like a mission statement. A mission of professionalism, that is.

You better know about vectors, CC-ing, project managing and such when he gets to your town. And yes there will be a test*

*because he’s a professor too.

♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: August 2nd

August 2, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

The most treasured professional in the San Gabriel Valley wants to tell you a little bit about file sharing on the world wide webs:

He can have an ftp site for everyone. Seriously, just call him and ask.
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: August 1st

August 1, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

In this very pivotal PQOTHD Professional Eric wants to make sure that you create, send and respond to emails in the most precise and professional manner, because he wants to make sure this never ever happens to anyone… not even once:

So next time you send an email, make sure you check it enough to show that its clear… okay?
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: July 29th

July 29, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

There are some things in life that aren’t really surprises.

Todays Professional Quote of the Day (PQOTD, for those who like abbr.) is one of those… I’m-not-really-surprised-at-all kind of things:

P.S. This is probably why he has one of the fanciest personal projectors in the land.
♫Lauren

The Most Professional Day of the Year

July 28, 2011August 8, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

Today there will be no professional quote. There is another type of professional celebration happening.

29 luscious years ago, the world was given the most professional gift, a little baby that would soon become… PROFESSIONAL ERIC. Since then Eric has created numerous excel spread sheets, vector lines and inspired some very awesome Professional artwork.
Today he is spreading professional joy to the world, with his #1 lady friend:

Today create an Excel Spread Sheet in his honor.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIC.
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: July 27th

July 27, 2011August 8, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

Today’s PQOTD (what an awful abbreviation) helps share with everyone the pure and enduring relationship Eric and technology share.

Technology Eric will never blame you… not ever, not once.
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: July 26th

July 26, 2011July 26, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

Today’s Eric quote of the day is something that he says all the time, this truthful statement is like the air he breathes.
True Story, this is actually his first words of the day, everyday. He actually wakes up in the morning, brushes his teeth, gazes up into the mirror says: