Promises, Promises

Eric said if he gets an apartment… I can do whatever I like. He gave this no limits, so yeah. Although he currently is not in the apartment, he is fully sold on the idea. So, I’m going to start preparing for the “anything.” But now I have a few questions…
Am I above the law?
Will anyone ever drink our large supply of SNAPPLE?
Should I use this new freedom to do evil with?
Or should I use this new privelige to help others?
I can do so much to make the people happy….
Well for the meantime, photoshopping him with Oprah is something everyone likes:

Oprah and Eric hugs are used as currency in several nations! Invest today! If you see Eric on the streets just hug him, or tickle him, taser him... Don't worry, I said its okay... and I can do whatever I like :)

♫Lauren (the currently limitless)