The Tale of Jimbraham Lincoln

I didn’t forget about Story Time with Lauren!

Today I bring you a poem about a Jimmy/Abraham Lincoln hybrid:

His Name is Jimbraham Lincoln,

He wakes up in the morning yawning and blinkin’…

When he looks at the ladies he cannot stop winkin’

and he likes to end his days with some tea and fried chinkin’

♫Lauren

I ♥ Community

It’s a really funny show. A show that I like to watch.

Starring Joel Mc Hale, of “the Soup” Fame:

Here is a clip of him playing strip billards with Shawn’s Dad from Boy Meets World.

Also on a similar note I took a personality test based off the characters and got Annie. Which is really not all together suprising. She is kind of like a young (still sweatered) Emma from “glee”.

Get your Professor Chang on and find out which character you’re most like…

http://www.buddytv.com/personalityquiz/community-personalityquiz.aspx?quiz=100000040

♫Lauren

The Phantom Kitty

I was talking to my sister in law and we came up with this lovable friend. Phantom Kitty!
I being an avid doodler had to draw him… I present to you, Phantom Kitty:

A few things you should know about him:
His Favorite Band is Phantom Planet.
His Favorite drink is Orange Fanta.
His Favorite movie is “The Phantasm”

How great are my puns? Phan-tastic.

♫Lauren

Isabel Stare-a-thon: Presidential Stare

Besides major political things, Oprah and war etc.’s President Obama has many interests; such as butterflies, making wax statues, and staring at Isabel.

But since he is all the way at the White House it’s very hard for him to stare at Isabel. So he has put $400 billion dollars into a program that will track Isabel’s every move and send him crisp images of her 24/7.

Can you stare? Yes You can!

♫lauren

The Sneak Attack

Ladies Beware!

Eric can approach at any minute… because he’s wicked stealthy. Which he totally learned from Halo.

Then he might play poker with you or take you across the street (even if you don’t want to go there!) Beware of Sneaky Eric’s they’re just as tricky as hitchhiking ghosts

This was a Paid advertisement from the League of Ladies.

♫LAUREN

CONDRON.US

Brrr it’s cold in here

There must be some Torros in the atmosphere.

I finally broke down and purcahsed ‘Bring it On’ online. Because I realize no retail store carries it.

I hae gone to several stores including Best Buy which told me ‘we don’t usually carry movies that old’ and ‘we have a newer version with Hayden Patinerre…’ EWWW… I had to tell several clerks I want the real version with the spirit stick, Big Red… and most importantly real actors… like Kirsten Dunst, and Jesse  Bradford.

And I didn’t want the $34 version with every crappy remake in it. For the love of Cake why is there 4 more of them????!!!!????!!!! And more importantly who watched them????? 

In 2-3 days all my dreams will be alive.

 

Go Rancho Carne Torros… so meaty!

♫LAUREN

Internet Finds

I found a website. No, not at the creepy tree of Knowledge by my old office… online.

It caught my attention with mentions of 100 calorie pack foods and miniatures. She also talks about other stuff, so it’s not all about little thangs.

I think you could enjoy it too:

http://sheiswiththeband.blogspot.com/

And the band has nothing to do with Clay Aiken. Sorry Isabel.

♫LAUREN