I am super Über grateful for the really great friends I have.
I am sometimes really moody, a little too giggly, and overall too bedazzled and confused about basically everything I do. Most times I am composed, but sometimes I break into tiny dorito like pieces (because I’m made of cool ranch.) And then my friends tell me that everything is going to be all right, and to take it like a Lauren.
I am Lauren F*ing Hollaway after all :)
Thanks again girlies!
♫Lauren
This doodle goes out to Isabel.
Who is a really awesome friend, avid llama enthusiast, truest love of Clay Aiken, and well the doodle says the rest:
Thanks Isabel.
♫Lauren
Today’s Professional Quote of the day is as simple and straightforward as it gets:
This includes (but not limited to) the following situations:
-The Printer needing ink
-The appropriate time for a tuxedo
-The email addresses of any clients
-Making personal excel spreadsheets for future budgets
-When the appropriate time to sync your phone
-When someone is exploding a block in autocad
This only counts as one making fun point, right?
♫Lauren
I’m a big fan of that 1960’s look
Big hair, Big cars, men looking real nice in their suits:
(This was a nice way to use a Picture of Jon Hamm… who is the most hammsome guy in America, that joke is never old)
And women wore bad ass clothes… every day!
I wish I had a team of stylists to help a girl out. Stylists make Jessica Simpson look like she bathes for crying out loud. Think of what they could do for the already clean.
Onto Banana Republic to get those Leopard shoes!
♫Lauren
The dawn always comes even after a meat night:
I’m a survivor!
Tell Beyonce.
…Christine was last seen running down the streets at dawn sobbing for the loss of meat night…
♫Lauren
Christine is an avid fan of noodles.
But how can you combine noodles with a night devoted to meat.
There shall be no GLUTEN on meat night!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is for Gluten Thursdays!
♫Lauren
So Amber sometimes gets really mad.
This usually coincides with one or more circumstances
1. She’s being harassed by staples (the store, not the paper binding object)
2. She is angry at some professional entity (see Professional Eric)
3. She just lost that monopoly card game
This is the results:
CRAZY. AS . HECTERINES. (WHICH IS A NECTARINE FROM HELL)
♫Lauren
Good Afternoon, professional enthusiasts!
There are very few things that could make a professional as excited as a teenage-girl-slow-dancing-with-Justin-Bieber, but INPUT is definitely one of those things.
And efficiency is definitely the other.
And when you combine the two, like those rings to summon Captain Planet. You get the most excited Professional in the universe as the following PQOTD will describe:
♫Lauren
P.S. Enjoy that Quote because there won’t be any next week! I’m going on Vacation, and cannot be trusted to be professional during those hours. But there will be doodles. Oh yes, there will be doodles.
I like to combine things that I learn with things that I am fascinated with.
So I bring to you Ferrous Bueller my hybrid of memorizing ferrous metals for my ARE and my love of Chicago in 1!
He’s just an steel boy enjoying the world…
I think I need a study break.
♫Lauren
Viciously Sweet 