Basically… All I want is a couch

Today I read on Yahoo one of the best things to do to not get sick is take a nap.
But, at work I gots no place to nap!
I wish we has a little itty bitty…. couch.
It would look great in the office and also be a comfy respite from the cold world of autocad.

All we really need is one couch.... and I already have a snuggie!

♫Lauren, the couchless girl in the 4th cucbicle from the south.

The Most Hammsome Analogy

My least favorite part of the SAT’s were by far the analogies, I always thought they were incredibly unuseful. As I do not commonly write or say things like;
raisins:goats ::
mayonaise: gorillas

But since I am commonly teased about my love for certain celebrities I have finally found an analogy that is correct.

Eric : Lea Michele::
Lauren : Jon Hamm

This is 100% true.

But truthfully, I still hate analogies....

♫Lauren

WRATH

Seriously, when you think something is going your way and then life throws in a M. Night Shyamalan twist in your face… it sucks.
Especially when most things don’t go your way anyways.
But, I will chill… because I have to. And if I talk I’m afraid I will sound like this:

Christine of Old Sac

Christine told me her secret desire was to live in oldtown Sacramento… because it’s nickname is “Old Sac”.
She will live in the the old mining town with her only furniture being lovesacs… to carry on her sac motif.

Or maybe she said the term “old sac” was super gross.

Isabel Stare-a-thon: John Mayer hold

Oh dear Llama of truth,
Isabel has been captured in a John Mayer stare hold. This may be incredibly dangerous stares that can happen to a girl from the ages of 8-82. Especially if he has cu-…
oh Salamander of Justice, he has curly tendrils….
We may have to step in, and break this up.

John Mayer Alert. John Mayer Alert. John Mayer Alert. John Mayer Alert.

♫Lauren