Brandon Flowers the king of chapped lips. Likes to stare at Isabel really, really closely. Don’t turn behind you Isabel because he’s there…. Watching. He could even be disguised as that love sac in your living room.
♫Lauren
So I am off to the magical island of Honolulu. I’m really hoping to see those really cute guys from Hawaii 5-0, and to live life like Gidget.
Don’t worry though, the Isabel Stare-a-thon won’t stop because I’m not here.
♫Lauren
Did you know that the Vice President of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming of GE takes a little bit of time out of his busy schedule of being fantastic and professional to celebrate this special time of year?
Yes, even Jack Donaghy (the totally real VP of GE) cannot get enough staring at Isabel.
He believes it to be the most important Holiday after GE Microwave Celebrational Day, and NBC’s ever annoying Green Week… He gets so excited about it that he pretty much Jack’s all over his posh fancy man office.
♫Lauren
Every day Joel McHale stops to stare at Isabel. He tried to make this a feature on the soup, but E objected to anything that doesn’t include Kim Kardashian… so you know how that is.
At least his intentions were good.
♫Lauren
The city of Hollywood is celebrating the Isabel stare-a-thon with images of her all over the city.
Here is a billboard by the Capitol Records Building.
Take a bit of your time to stop and enjoy a good stare today!
♫Lauren
are some great fancy magazines that suggest making your home more comfortable for the holidays.
No, not for Kwanzaa or National Pie day.
But for the Isabel Stare-a-thon.
Better homes than Garfunkels and Undigested Architecture is all over this.
I got this thrilling email last week from Jack Nicholson which states:
“hEy thErE vIcI0U51y 5wEEt,
I Am 50 frEAkIng ExcItEd Ab0Ut thE I5AbE1 5tArE-A-th0n I hAvE n0t 51Ept In wEEk5. I hAvE 5tAkEd 0Ut hEr 1Ab, And I Am wAtchIng fr0m A tEnt. I d0n’t thInk I c0U1d bE m0rE E1AtEd wIth Any 0thEr 5tArIng h01IdAy. 50mEtImE5 I EvEn sIt In hEr ApArtmEnt UntIL 5hE gEt5 h0mE, 50 I cAn 5tArE At thE thIng5 5hE 5tAres At. ExcItIng, rIght?
y0Ur5 f0rEvEr,
jAck nIch0150n”
Wow, Jack Nicholson I didn’t realize you were such a die hard fan. I am so excited to have join the Isabel Stare-A-thon…
♫Lauren & Jack Nicholson
Um am I the only one who thinks this song should be about squirrels?
This is how I feel:
♫Lauren
It’s been very competitive this year to get a meeting with Isabel Stare-A-Thon HQ.
And we were thrilled to discover the men of Sterling Cooper Draper Price were fans of the Stare-A-thon.
They gave us a few ideas to help us on our way.
PS Don Draper… Huge Isabel Stare-A-thon Fan.
♫Lauren
Viciously Sweet 