Just a reminder that the Stare-a-thon is going strong!
If you see Isabel, don’t be afraid to stare, she knows that it’s her civic duty to catch all of your eye glances.
And remember… if Isabel is in a staring distance you stare at her… and do nothing else!
when will people learn?
♫lauren
Are you one of those slick i-phone carriers?
Do you ever look at your i-phone and think it would be so much more useful if it for example… had an Isabel Stare-A-Thon 2009 app?
Well someone has finally made one*! And now you don’t have to throw your i-phone in the street for it’s lack of Isabel!
Interactive features are still being worked on.
♫lauren
*or maybe not
There are nearly 24 days until Christmas but only 20 days left of the Stare-A-thon!!!
Get you priorities straight, stare at Isabel today!
♫LAUREN
Did you know that “Grease” was originally about a girl who transfers from Wildomar into the city, and all her hijinks? And was originally called “Isabel”?
It’s totally true. And all the kids at her new school couldn’t stop staring or singing at her.
But because of an unfortunate event during practice for “Isabel Lightning” where there happened to be no survivors… the play was changed to the title we know today “Grease.”
But think of what may have been.
♫LAUREN
don’t be cruel, stare at Isabel.
She’s free range.
♫lauren
There are many sports you can participate in:
Underwater typing- BOOOO
Olympic Stitching- HISSSS
EXTREME Staring at Isabel- WIN!
Pick the one that’s most beneficial to you, or the ones your friends are most into, because you don’t want to partake in a lonely, friendless sport. Remember… there is no I in “TEAM” or “BAND” or “PHOSPHATE”
♫LAUREN
This time of the year can be stressful and can cause you to lose that all important staring at Isabel time. If you find yourself in a situation where you cannot stare at Isabel as much as you like… turn to a professional.
Or turn to this guy:
♫LAUREN
This Thanksgiving be thankful for all the Isabel you can see.
♫LAUREN
There are celebrities who are very devoted to causes like Habitat for Humanity, UNICEF, Pancakes for Pirates, The League Of Ladies. And there are some celebrities that like to get hands on in their causes.
George Clooney is one of this hands on kind of guys… or in this case “eyes on”:
He’s even making a documentary called “the George who stares at Isabel” which currently has a running time of 42 hours 5 minutes.
It has all the markings of a blockbuster success, it will also feature Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, and Portia De Rossi staring into the field of Isabel.
Take this fine day to have a peek at Isabel yourself.
♫lauren
Viciously Sweet 