Favorite things: Wild Omar

 

i’m sending this edition of favorite things as a shout out to Isabel.

she knows why.

Todays edition of favorite things is MOST DEFINITELY…. WILDOMAR

And here is all the reasons why it should be one of your favorites too!

1. For Wild Omar himself

2. For the love of Nature

3. Because they have civilization

4. For the California SUNSHINE

5. Because they have more than adobe’s. This house is like 3x the size of my house.

6. because they have birthday parties

7. They believe in magic

8. They celebrate California’s heritage:

9. They have wicked amounts of pipes:

10. They have cool rides:

Yay! California!

♫LAUREN

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Tuesday’s Keanu

Tuesday IS the day for Keanu.

I have no reason to post this… except for darn it I like him.

Also Isabel your identity will be safe. Keanu will make sure.

♫LAUREN

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The Army of Aiken

If Isabel were a mad scientist she may try to make her own army.

An Army of One clone.

And we know who she’d clone: the one and only Clay Aiken. He’d take over the world with cheery music and brute force.

That is all.

♫LAUREN

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Part of your World

Sometimes Isabel feels out of place in the posh celebrity life of Clay Aiken…

But he’s not the only one who feels out of sorts. When Isabel and Clay do biology related things… he feels much like Ariel in the little mermaid.

He wishes he could be part of her world.

Although his wish may never come true… he’s ever so proud of Isabel and her tubes of pure magic!

We’re not going to discuss why everyone else in the lab is asian.

♫LAUREN

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The Public

Sometimes Isabel just can’t deal with the public.

But in this case she’s really thinking about the possibility of “The Happening” starring Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel… really happening.

Only the biologists could save us.

♫LAUREN

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The Stay-cation

Isabel and Clay are having a delicious vacations in the San Diego area to promote a fabulous stay-cations.

Also this is what Isabel did on Saturday instead of seeing the Year One with yours truly.

Yes I know… and to quote the very adorable Dolly Parton “it’s all wrong, but it’s all right.”

♫LAUREN

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Vroom Vroom

Before being an internet sensation and the truest love of Clay Aiken, Isabel started a humble car modeling career.

in fact she totally modeled for mercedes… the station wagon edition…

in fact we both modeled… but I was the national “neon” spokeswoman.

Ahhh the memories :)

Safari Love

Today we take you into the splendored love of Isabel and Clay.

We hear they are signing on for a reality TV show to replace many of the failed relationships on the air already. They want to show the world “real” love.

And they can only do so in the wilds of WILD-OMAR!!!!!

 

coming fall 2009

 ♫LAUREN

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Hold Me Tight

Apparently Isabel and Clay have been missing since wednesday because they have been at a non stop hug-a-thon.

It is now hour 73 and they are still going strong…

They may hug all weekend. Except Isabel wants to see “Year One” so she may accept 4th place.

♫LAUREN

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