Isabel is Missing: the Conclusion

As you can see no one has updated in a while. I found Isabel hiding in a bush outside of the Retarded Children’s Thrift Store in Ventura about three weeks ago crying for the loss of Clay Aiken as well as River Cuomo’s hair.

All is well in the world again.

Although Isabel has found a new mission in life… how to find a home for unused and unneeded hair accessories. Her first object for adoption is located below:

xx LAUREN

Missing: 1 Isabel

It seems that there is a disturbing correlation with some media events, and a certain Isabel.

After being accused of shunning Clay Aiken’s love for so long he gave up on women, Isabel has entered a reclusive state leaving all to wonder about her whereabouts.

HERE IS THE LAST SEEN PHOTO OF ISABEL:

THEY WERE SO HAPPY TOGETHER… BUT IT IS OKAY ISABEL, TIME CAN MEND A BROKEN HEART

 – -LAUREN

Things that I find Odd: Thursday

A picnic that you cannot eat. Talk about being a tease. I actually think this is like one of the cruelest things ever devised, a nonedible picnic. I put this because of my recent discussions of life with Isabel where she told me she was very hungry. When I saw this image, I knew in my heart that Isabel could relate… because she is probably hungry right now.

– – LAUREN